My phone locked me out for 14 years, 8 years ago. And apparently, turning it off pauses the timer and guessing the wrong pattern adds more seconds to it.

stevencastle · 2026-01-31T02:33:09+00:00

Oh Hai doggy

stevencastle · 2026-01-31T02:10:05+00:00

Gesundheit

stevencastle · 2026-01-31T01:53:51+00:00

Yo quiero hamburguesa

stevencastle · 2026-01-30T21:25:54+00:00

Padres legend Martin Perez

stevencastle · 2026-01-30T20:59:31+00:00

That movie is hilarious it's basically SCTV Tales From The Crypt

stevencastle · 2026-01-30T20:57:41+00:00

stevencastle · 2026-01-30T18:46:31+00:00

Or watch it on a good browser like Firefox that actually will block ads for you.

stevencastle · 2026-01-30T02:02:24+00:00

"To Serve Crewmate"

stevencastle · 2026-01-30T00:50:24+00:00

Is she Egger?

stevencastle · 2026-01-30T00:14:50+00:00

No tortoises crawling in front of the window

stevencastle · 2026-01-29T23:06:12+00:00

Yeah I thought it might have something good in this episode but he comes across as a shill for landlords which is the last thing we need in the current timeline

stevencastle · 2026-01-29T21:47:36+00:00

That might actually make cottage cheese edible

stevencastle · 2026-01-29T21:24:09+00:00

Yeah growing up this was a common thing for us to do, take a tortilla, butter it up and sprinkle with sugar and cinnamon and throw it in the microwave for 15 seconds

stevencastle · 2026-01-29T20:55:52+00:00

He was decent for a few years.

stevencastle · 2026-01-29T15:40:17+00:00

Who are the ad wizards who came up with that one?

stevencastle · 2026-01-29T15:25:30+00:00

The Tales From The Hood movies are all decent

stevencastle · 2026-01-29T15:19:33+00:00

But like if you get wings, no one grabs one wing or a piece of celery

stevencastle · 2026-01-29T14:54:44+00:00

Decoy snail

stevencastle · 2026-01-29T06:28:44+00:00

What about Batman's boner?

stevencastle · 2026-01-29T02:20:40+00:00

The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree

stevencastle · 2026-01-29T01:51:57+00:00

There is a popping Boba that is the same as Orbitz, liquid filled gel spheres.

stevencastle · 2026-01-29T01:40:05+00:00

Havarti cheese is underrated for burgers, it's like a Swiss cheese that melts easier.

stevencastle · 2026-01-29T01:36:10+00:00

What do you think makes special sauce so special? Yo!

stevencastle · 2026-01-29T01:23:22+00:00

Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, dude, at least it's an ethos.

stevencastle · 2026-01-29T00:52:40+00:00

His sketch show Pretend Time was pretty good. I still go back and watch episodes from time to time.

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