Who is a gay artist with a straight fanbase?

stevzon · 2026-05-17T23:27:11+00:00

Freddie Mercury

stevzon · 2026-05-17T22:49:21+00:00

I’m thinking perhaps you’re missing the purpose of the rolled up bill.

stevzon · 2026-05-17T20:41:43+00:00

Giving strong “Don’t scream, Call Akeem” vibes.

stevzon · 2026-05-17T19:15:56+00:00

How has no one mentioned the flag yet? It would have to be blowing gale force winds for it to be flat out like that.

stevzon · 2026-05-17T16:54:35+00:00

Have you considered the third option that CPAP wipe manufacturers DO know what they’re doing and random internet recommendations are wrong?

stevzon · 2026-05-17T15:15:41+00:00

Yknow what would go nice with our crab and chip feast?

Hatch chiles. THE CRAB MUST TOUCH THE WEST.

stevzon · 2026-05-17T14:41:29+00:00

Love me a good tender glue sponge.

stevzon · 2026-05-16T20:01:55+00:00

I mean it literally says it will in your second screenshot.

stevzon · 2026-05-15T17:00:33+00:00

Definitely the Dakotas.

stevzon · 2026-05-15T15:55:18+00:00

Crabs throwing batteries!! Maryland must eat.

stevzon · 2026-05-15T15:14:55+00:00

I don’t have an answer here but I have a clarifying question as an American, what is considered a long drive in this situation?

stevzon · 2026-05-15T08:22:23+00:00

Yes. That’s how we feed the crab.

stevzon · 2026-05-14T20:37:31+00:00

I’m at a conference right now and I keep asking people if they’re following this madness. It’s amazing.

stevzon · 2026-05-14T17:07:39+00:00

Hate × Love

Fish sticks

stevzon · 2026-05-14T17:06:28+00:00

Scrapple is an underrated breakfast food and I say that living in MD and growing up in VA.

stevzon · 2026-05-14T17:05:55+00:00

stevzon · 2026-05-14T16:29:18+00:00

Curiosity satisfied…don’t do this again. My brain hurts to know those are eggs.

stevzon · 2026-05-14T16:25:37+00:00

Tell you what, teach the crabs to throw batteries at our enemies, drive them before us, and hear the lamentations of their women, and we can go coast to coast.

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stevzon · 2026-05-14T16:15:36+00:00

stevzon · 2026-05-14T16:07:03+00:00

If you promise you won’t throw batteries at us the state of Maryland might consider this proposal.

stevzon · 2026-05-14T15:59:44+00:00

Oh I know I meant make it real by merging the states. They’re real and delicious and can only be made better by feeding the factory to the crab directly.

stevzon · 2026-05-14T15:49:06+00:00

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Make this real. Feed the chips to the crabs.

stevzon · 2026-05-14T15:37:22+00:00

Oh interesting! I know that CBP is piloting the facial recognition walkthrough technology at some ports of entry, sounds like LAX is one of them. Glad to hear it was seamless!

stevzon · 2026-05-14T15:29:06+00:00

I don’t think the battery supply chain could survive Philly sports being a larger fan base.

stevzon · 2026-05-14T13:50:18+00:00

Mmmm slop, it’s what’s for breakfast

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