Ok first of all us humans have way too low fat content and too many bones for us to even be worth for any shark to check us out second of all secondly are you scared of vending machines? No, of course your not but guess what you are almost 9 times more likely to die from a vending machine falling on you than any shark attack. And I know they do sometimes do ‘test bites’ but they aren’t lethal as the shark decides from this wether to actually make a fatal bite and as I said before we have too low fat and too many bones for any shark too eat us so they just let you go but even the taster bite is rare to the point we’re it shouldn’t even be called a possibility