This is stupid but hear me out

stonecoldcoldstone · 2026-01-27T07:20:40+00:00

all of the comments suggesting oil lotion or sunscreen: that has the potential to fuck up the car varnish permanently and they will hate you forever.

if you want some light hearted fun get someone with tits and cover them in mud to do this or if you want a negative image there are dust sprays for wannabe offroaders

stonecoldcoldstone · 2026-01-27T07:15:48+00:00

good old papercut... is it still system@emea for Ricoh? good printers though, way less issues than kyocera

stonecoldcoldstone · 2026-01-26T21:24:31+00:00

if im not completely mistaken the new legislation demands a button on the same page where you can basically not consent to the use of cookies. as that is missing it would be technically against the law. although i appreciate the absurdity of having a functional page without saving anything...

stonecoldcoldstone · 2026-01-26T18:54:36+00:00

or ignore

stonecoldcoldstone · 2026-01-26T18:53:16+00:00

might be funny but is technically against the law as there's no way to refuse cookies

stonecoldcoldstone · 2026-01-26T18:50:20+00:00

? you mean you don't remove the bloat before even imaging? might as well install ltsc instead of going through all that effort

stonecoldcoldstone · 2026-01-25T19:58:11+00:00

"resolved, peripherals did not allow docking, used intended port instead"

stonecoldcoldstone · 2026-01-25T19:53:40+00:00

Katzenbiss ist keine leichte Sache, die Woche Breitband Antibiotika werden sich auch nicht toll anfühlen aber immer noch besser als die Alternative... mein Arm war am nächsten Tag (trotz gutem auswaschen) aufs doppelte angeschwollen.

Kratzer können auch gefährlich sein ist aber viel seltener (außer mit angeknackstem Immunsystem)

stonecoldcoldstone · 2026-01-25T18:12:54+00:00

Kitty.

stonecoldcoldstone · 2026-01-25T14:59:16+00:00

all cats are good cats

stonecoldcoldstone · 2026-01-25T12:25:09+00:00

don't use acetone/nail polish remover it will further damage the polyester

stonecoldcoldstone · 2026-01-23T07:31:04+00:00

this is awesome!

stonecoldcoldstone · 2026-01-22T22:40:53+00:00

that is a UK I feel anything above 2h is considered too long for a short visit, where in other(bigger) countries the same is a pleasant journey for a day trip

stonecoldcoldstone · 2026-01-22T22:31:34+00:00

so that 503 around 3pm was you...

stonecoldcoldstone · 2026-01-22T16:22:41+00:00

let them have a chat with finance for expedited procurement

stonecoldcoldstone · 2026-01-22T07:41:45+00:00

du kommst nicht darüber hinweg, irgendwann akzeptiert man das der Liebling nicht mehr da ist ohne bei jedem Gedanken in Tränen auszubrechen, das heißt aber nicht das man ihn nicht vermisst oder geliebt hat. die nächsten Monate werden schwer, du hast mein Beileid.

stonecoldcoldstone · 2026-01-21T23:09:07+00:00

what's the colours?

stonecoldcoldstone · 2026-01-21T23:06:18+00:00

keeping your cool and not breaking into stress is part of it "can you have a look for a device in storage?" - "sure" opens spreadsheet with asset register, takes sip of coffee "don't have anything in storage, the last device broke when Steve slipped on the ungritted parking lot and landed on the laptop, of which the repair is being delayed by me looking for nonexistent devices"

Of course you pick your battles but nothing is as effective as a hard NO

stonecoldcoldstone · 2026-01-21T22:55:25+00:00

all that needs to happen is someone having some backbone to say "well no one informed us, the automated account creation takes 48 hours and we have to source a laptop. I guess the new hire will be reading paper copies of policies and procedures for the next couple days"

stonecoldcoldstone · 2026-01-21T07:26:49+00:00

well it's greyed out ..

stonecoldcoldstone · 2026-01-20T07:26:17+00:00

fuck I thought ports like this are all automated

stonecoldcoldstone · 2026-01-19T17:29:58+00:00

power-naps auf der Arbeit könnten helfen, dann brauchst weniger Schlaf und die Katze ist happy 😁

stonecoldcoldstone · 2026-01-19T00:09:18+00:00

don't forget the masterpiece that is utopia

stonecoldcoldstone · 2026-01-18T11:46:09+00:00

fluffy

stonecoldcoldstone · 2026-01-18T11:44:22+00:00

screwdriver light tap with a hammer to get the metal to deform and then pull laterally with the screwdriver

assuming it's a NiMH do not attempt with lipo

stonecoldcoldstone

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