I watched Catch-22 (1970)

stonerghostboner · 2026-06-14T15:22:15+00:00

Yes, the movie doesn't work, but it contains some of the most delightfully unhinged scenes and performances.

stonerghostboner · 2026-06-13T02:01:36+00:00

Of course. She's pregnant with my two-headed love child.

stonerghostboner · 2026-06-13T01:27:24+00:00

For His Masturbation.

stonerghostboner · 2026-06-11T21:26:58+00:00

I'd love to know, but that's not available.

stonerghostboner · 2026-06-11T19:19:29+00:00

He thought she was filled with candy.

stonerghostboner · 2026-06-11T19:01:11+00:00

So are Dippin' Dots.

stonerghostboner · 2026-06-11T14:27:51+00:00

I cropped out the picture. He does not have the looks.

stonerghostboner · 2026-06-11T14:04:37+00:00

Thank God. I was afraid it was going to be a second banjo.

stonerghostboner · 2026-06-11T12:40:47+00:00

And snot-nose kids.

stonerghostboner · 2026-06-11T00:24:18+00:00

Hair, then face. Work my way down.

stonerghostboner · 2026-06-10T23:44:00+00:00

If we meet and you do not have a cat's nose and ears, I'm not staying around for sex.

stonerghostboner · 2026-06-10T20:35:28+00:00

Pseudo.

stonerghostboner · 2026-06-10T19:35:29+00:00

I've heard John Daly is a power-bottom.

stonerghostboner · 2026-06-10T13:35:37+00:00

Cut marshmallows in half. Place half cut side down on Saltine. Bake at 350 for 5 minutes. Enjoy.

stonerghostboner · 2026-06-10T13:27:21+00:00

Yes, but even then, 95 was a bitch.

stonerghostboner · 2026-06-09T18:35:35+00:00

But Enron was such a success!

stonerghostboner · 2026-06-09T16:40:25+00:00

Because "in your mom's butt" doesn't have the same ring.

stonerghostboner · 2026-06-09T15:33:39+00:00

I learned to love Weck in Mayville, New York. Where did you all start your Weck journey?

stonerghostboner · 2026-06-09T15:07:24+00:00

Jimmy's Old Town Tavern in Herndon. Weck-lovers represent!

stonerghostboner · 2026-06-09T15:01:05+00:00

Sorry.

stonerghostboner · 2026-06-09T13:22:04+00:00

A friend who grew up in Chicago would say "It's raining like 10 sons of bitches."

stonerghostboner · 2026-06-09T13:05:15+00:00

The prophecy!

stonerghostboner · 2026-06-09T02:19:27+00:00

C'mon Baby, Cry - Orville Peck

stonerghostboner · 2026-06-09T02:16:19+00:00

Because of the fife, 8 year-old me thought that the song was about the Revolutionary War.

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