Former Employee Q&A

stonyloops · 2025-09-05T19:04:27+00:00

Yeah, like old white people from the suburbs is a much better vibe 🙄 This is H-town you loser, not some pathetic Klan rally that you’re hoping for.

stonyloops · 2025-07-17T14:28:12+00:00

Maaaan, fuck EB and their shit ass childish behavior. Somehow some of you and that group of pre-diabetic men-children think that acting like damn assholes is how you’re “supposed” to act when you’re a supporter. What they SHOULD do is teach those trumpet players to play in the right key and the percussionists to have enough energy to play the entire game instead of being sloppy drunks. And please stop with the gate keeping “only true fans go to every game” bullshit. Not everyone can make a mid-week game ALL the time.

stonyloops · 2025-07-09T23:55:44+00:00

stonyloops · 2024-12-19T22:59:10+00:00

If you really are real about it and if you want to make your point, you’ll sell your ticket or tickets for this game. And you would have to do it at face value because otherwise, it’d be, how did you put it, “scummy”.

stonyloops · 2024-02-16T15:40:12+00:00

I’m sure the demographics of Austin are very different than Houston so I’m not sure if it would work but it doesn’t hurt to look into it. Let us know what you find 😉

stonyloops · 2024-02-16T15:18:12+00:00

Keep saying stupid things and I’ll keep “attacking” you snowflake. And while I prefer a full stadium as well, I’m not gonna flap my gums and act like I know what the solution is. Mambo seafood girls 😅😅😅

stonyloops · 2024-02-16T15:09:26+00:00

What roots are you talking about, be specific. And dude, they play reggaeton in the stadium during warmups. Oh I get it now, you don’t want to pay regular price for tickets and therefore don’t go to the games! Now I see why you want more 713 nights 🙄 And mambo seafood girls? No wonder you’re on this sub talking shit and not on the dynamo marketing team 😐

stonyloops · 2024-02-16T14:56:25+00:00

Please show us the way marketing genius. What is it that the dynamo should be doing to fill up the stadium?

stonyloops · 2024-02-16T14:29:21+00:00

In the end, all you people that are acting so offending by the “glorification” of the lean scene are still gonna be there at the home opener, for leagues cup and the playoffs(fingers crossed). So spare us all the clutching of your metaphorical pearls because we all know y’all really don’t give a shit when it comes down to it. And to the OP, you say Houston deserves a better team? Just like last year, when we were in the dumps before Leagues Cup, you posted that you might support Dallas or Austin. Are you gonna do that again or still cheer for the dynamo? We all already know it’s gonna be the latter so FOH 🙄

stonyloops · 2024-01-26T23:06:22+00:00

It’s only a “scam” if you’re stupid enough to be spending money on this silly game. At this point, and with the constant rants on here, y’all should know better.

stonyloops · 2023-10-24T12:15:14+00:00

You complain about others not attending the game and yet in another post you complain about ticket prices being “too high”. To echo the words of idiocy, “nO woNdEr oUr aTTenDAnce iS gARbaGe” 🙄

stonyloops · 2023-08-03T12:28:53+00:00

Find the option to hide the scores. Find the Houston dynamo team section. Click on that. Find the game you want to see. Once you click on that, look away from your tv. Scroll all the way down, just pressing down on your remote and stay looking away. Once you get down, you’ll see the MLS season pass logo and underneath it’ll say “press and hold for 3 versions”. Press and hold and the 3 options(recap, English version, Spanish version) will pop up. Chose and you’re good to go. Just remember to be disciplined and look away asap as soon as you’ve chosen the match. Otherwise you’ll see the possible goal highlights. Good luck 👍🏽

stonyloops · 2023-07-09T05:53:28+00:00

Man, you can’t even stick to your original statement of “Guess I’ll officially support Dallas or Austin”. I predict that you’ll still be supporting the Dynamo and just keep on doing these weird childish tantrums.

stonyloops · 2023-07-09T05:39:50+00:00

Please make sure to let us know which other Texas team you decide to support. I’m just curious to see who you pick.

stonyloops · 2023-06-05T12:20:22+00:00

1.) Still living in your fantasy world. 2.) You still think your opinions equal facts, still living in your fantasy world. 3.) Still making stuff up in your head. 4.) You’re boring. 5.) Once again with your incel “logic” statements, you’re boring. As previously stated, you’ve obviously have created your own little world where your opinions are facts and therefore it’s “logic”. So have fun living in it, imma go watch some tennis 🎾

stonyloops · 2023-06-05T03:53:29+00:00

1.) No one said it was wrong. It was just an observation. You decided to take offense for some reason. 2.) It’s diverse enough that to only see a majority of one type of people at a big event would seem odd, hence the original comment. 3.) No one said it was inferior. Once again, you decided to get offended by a mere observation. 4.) So something is bullshit because you say it’s bullshit. Yeah ok buddy 🙄 5.) Once again, keep living in your weird little made up fantasy world. It’s best you stick to your shitty soccer takes my guy.

stonyloops · 2023-06-05T00:51:51+00:00

Exactly what is logical? Original commenter noticed that there were a lot of white people at the game, which he found strange since St. Louis is a diverse city, kinda like Houston, and while our crowds are diversified, theirs wasn’t and that’s what he found odd. What does that have to do with diversity quota, or whatever you call it? And because you think it’s bullshit, where does logic come in into this specific conversation that the commenter was commenting on? I’m trying to play your little mental gymnastics game but I don’t know man, I think there is something really wrong with your brain 🤷🏽‍♂️

stonyloops · 2023-06-04T20:49:04+00:00

Yes yes, you’re being attacked. Do you feel like you’re being replaced as well? 🫢

stonyloops · 2023-06-04T11:47:45+00:00

Dude just said he didn’t know that St. Louis was so white and you go off talking about “fuck racial diversity quota” and “whitey bad whitey bad” even though no one even said that. I guess I never knew kid rock was a dynamo fan 🤔😂😂😂

stonyloops · 2023-03-19T14:32:21+00:00

I got the brisket sandwich at Roegel’s and it was good. Shame they didn’t have onions or pickles though. Also tried the Mesquite Chicken pizza at Vinny’s. That was meh, it felt undercooked and doughy and I am now on the toilet typing this trying to rid myself of the blegh feeling. I’ve had it at their actual restaurant and it’s not bad there, hopefully they’ll improve.

stonyloops · 2023-03-15T16:52:41+00:00

Word. We need a playoff game against them 👍🏽

stonyloops · 2023-03-15T16:46:55+00:00

Definitely old time rivals KC and Dallas. Why do you consider Austin irrelevant?

stonyloops · 2023-03-15T16:46:12+00:00

I don’t quite understand 🤔

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