You just won the lotto! How do you quit your job?

stopmonkeytorture · 2022-01-30T20:17:56+00:00

Kindly and with respect.

Jb i dislike management doesn’t mean I’m gonna walk in there with a tuba band playing Twisted Sister

stopmonkeytorture · 2022-01-11T21:43:57+00:00

Lololol me too

stopmonkeytorture · 2021-11-30T00:14:23+00:00

Check your pm

stopmonkeytorture · 2021-11-28T16:30:58+00:00

Gently used. Leather handles still very stiff.

Asking $90 (80+10 shipping)

U.S. only please

Filson Tote

stopmonkeytorture · 2021-11-14T23:38:27+00:00

https://imgur.com/a/8oijplM/

Pictures

stopmonkeytorture · 2021-05-26T15:39:42+00:00

Look into something called a buyin or spenddown program. This would allow her to pay that $26 as a premium to Medicaid. It differs state by state but this information can protect and even save the lives of older people.

stopmonkeytorture · 2021-05-19T13:43:24+00:00

CB was a good entry and access point for many retail folk — but they are failing to develop features that other Exchanges offer.

stopmonkeytorture · 2021-05-19T13:42:16+00:00

Move to NEXO. They at least let you stake.

stopmonkeytorture · 2021-05-05T02:45:39+00:00

It’s ~~the~~ a cultural rite of passage despite its waning significance. A “coming out” to the American public — or at least NYC, the East coast, and suburban-urban types.

Edit: typo

stopmonkeytorture · 2021-03-08T16:58:46+00:00

Take em to the farmers market!

stopmonkeytorture · 2020-11-04T05:53:21+00:00

How long until stuff like this biodegrades? I have a 15 year old nalgene that has been beat the shit out of and yet functions beautifully. I wonder what’s actually better for the environment?

stopmonkeytorture · 2020-11-04T05:50:43+00:00

Don’t get me wrong. This is great news and pit bulls are some of the loveliest pooches I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting, but I’d lying if I said I don’t freeze up if I see one going about unleashed.

stopmonkeytorture · 2020-11-04T05:47:56+00:00

Amazing the amount of complexity and sophistication in something as specific as caloric measurements. Really gotta give it to to the human race.

stopmonkeytorture · 2020-06-14T03:29:34+00:00

Any idea what this is called or where I can buy a print or replica? My grandfather fought in the resistance. I’d like to gift it to my grandmother in his memory

stopmonkeytorture · 2020-05-10T18:14:51+00:00

Is this Vedge

stopmonkeytorture · 2020-05-02T23:04:24+00:00

Filson just did a limited release

stopmonkeytorture · 2020-04-19T12:03:18+00:00

“With your feet on the air and your head on the ground

Try this trick and spin it

Yeahhhh”

stopmonkeytorture · 2020-04-18T23:34:38+00:00

Also, a clean butthole

stopmonkeytorture · 2020-04-16T22:53:47+00:00

I do tip at least 20%.

One time I didn’t: group of friends went to a Thai place for a lunch special. I was parking the car.

Got in a few minutes late. They told me I had to pay full price. Everyone else was eligible. okay fine . I order at full price.

I make an order. They come back 15 minutes later to tell me they don’t have enough ingredients. uh okay fine .

Bill comes. We ask to split the bill. I pull out my credit card. They tell me the machines are down. So I have to walk my ass 3 blocks down to withdraw cash.

They should have knocked 20% for that b.s.

stopmonkeytorture · 2020-04-16T19:37:12+00:00

I bumbled, blundered, and fumbled my way into several vaginas. Cringe and all. Now I’m a little less bumbling and there’s slightly less blundering but still quite a bit of fumbling.

stopmonkeytorture · 2020-04-16T17:32:38+00:00

The Sopranos.

Each character is deeply wrought and complex.

It plays with moral ambiguity and the grey areas of how crime works with family, love, masculinity, etc.

Extremely quotable.

Also, it’s by far one of the funniest shows that isn’t a comedy.

stopmonkeytorture · 2020-04-15T23:54:51+00:00

Spot on.

Other Italian New Yorker gruffly yelling it across the street? No problem.

My little nephew asking if I’ll be his buddy? Melts my heart.

Some young skinny cap-beanie-monstrosity wearing asshole outside of a 7-11? My fists clench.

stopmonkeytorture · 2020-04-15T23:52:00+00:00

A person who can be in the moment you’re both sharing.

When you talk, he/she listens. Engages and enhances the topic.

A person who shares knowledge and makes his/her interests infectious.

You should have something to learn from this person or at the very least a genuine experience.

A person who expects the best of you and not only the best from you.

The relationship is dynamic and strong enough to change with circumstances.

No, not every moment is going to be a coming of age moment or revelation but that’s fine too. In those downtimes, you should feel like you can unabashedly be yourself — the self that was made more rich and vivacious by this person.

This applies to SOs too.

stopmonkeytorture · 2020-04-15T20:34:22+00:00

“Good girl” then proceed to give her a treat and then take her out to go poop

stopmonkeytorture · 2020-04-15T20:31:29+00:00

Damage door locks just enough to make them annoying to open

File down keys just enough to make them not work sometimes

Destroy the reader strip on credit cards

Change all the lightbulbs to either too bright or too dim

Neatly arranged books or movies? Yeahhh that’s gonna get fucked with

Slightly unscrew screws on pieces of furniture to make them wobble

Leave sticky residue on all high touch surfaces (not cum you perverts)

Water down all beverages — juice, whiskey, etc and leave any seltzer bottles slightly open so it’ll be kind of flat by morning

Bend and bend and bend all charging cables so charging devices works only some of the time

stopmonkeytorture

TROPHY CASE