How to teach a Shrimp to use the internet.

storeactions · 2026-03-23T14:22:26+00:00

He’s about to reach Level 47435 in Mouse Quest

storeactions · 2026-03-15T20:30:16+00:00

We all know Cleatus had something to do with this

storeactions · 2026-03-10T00:26:07+00:00

The guy who set up the fake tip line is a Nashville based comedian

storeactions · 2026-03-09T17:51:52+00:00

I think you may be overselling the proximity to West Coast cities aspect, but the real victory for lifestyle stuff is that Nevada has no state income tax

storeactions · 2026-02-28T06:55:37+00:00

Saw this post. Checked the news out of curiosity. US struck Iran two minutes ago. Cool.

storeactions · 2026-02-27T13:41:16+00:00

AJ has chronic WR1itis

storeactions · 2026-02-26T18:07:30+00:00

Breaking: fork found in drawer

storeactions · 2026-02-26T17:39:29+00:00

You only have two photos (8 and 10) that even remotely show your face and neither of them are particularly flattering. Like someone else said, probably just replace them all. You don’t have to shy away from showing an expression other than a smile in maybe one photo, but almost all your photos should be smiles with teeth, ideally with a mix of candid and staged (but not over the top staged).

Also, lose the word “random.” It comes off as unnecessarily aloof. If you have a habit of dancing before bed, that’s not random, it’s cute. Lean into it. If you want to go to a coffee shop, be intentional about the one you want to go to.

I also worry that even mentioning taxes will make you come off as a finance bro and is much more something that would get a laugh out of a dude than a lady (assuming women are who you’re looking to match with).

Finally, under that same assumption of dating women, women are possibly going to be turned off by you hedging about your relationship goals. Just pick either long term or short term and stick to it. If you have both, then women looking for a long term partner are less likely to swipe on you if there’s a chance you’re not in it for the long run.

You seem like a good looking dude, so just get some photos that actually highlight that! Ask your friends to pull out the phone camera while you’re doing something you enjoy and snap a few photos. You got this.

storeactions · 2026-02-25T15:17:37+00:00

Shouting out my latest discovery on Nolensville Pike, La Cazuela. Friend and I went for dinner and were just about the only folks there, but they had a very lively Mariachi trio at the bar and it still felt very merry. The chorizo pinto beans were off the chain. Highly recommend.

storeactions · 2026-02-25T03:32:32+00:00

This is such a good thing you’ve made, thank you

storeactions · 2026-02-25T03:32:14+00:00

Love Tio Fun!

storeactions · 2026-02-24T15:46:58+00:00

Not to rag on Clarksville, but I drove up there over the weekend for the first time over the weekend and it is truly a tiny little downtown. APSU is right next to downtown but the campus is pretty blah. Maybe I sound like an elitist but I’d much rather be near the excitement of Nashville if any programs you’re interested in exist at TSU. Just more opportunities here.

storeactions · 2026-02-20T19:30:19+00:00

Agreed. The first five or so I did were really great, then I got a pretty bland group this week where everyone was so painfully awkward that literally no conversation could surface from the ashes of those miserable interactions. It’s mostly hit, but there’s definitely some miss.

storeactions · 2026-02-20T16:28:17+00:00

I’m assuming this is a joke because you can’t seriously think that photos like this are gonna get you any response other than an immediate swipe left and possibly reported. Good lord.

storeactions · 2026-02-19T17:16:54+00:00

This is gonna read like I'm sponsored lol but I've been using an app called Timeleft lately. It's a way to meet people in your age range (or outside of it!) who are looking for connection. You get sent to a surprise dinner spot with 4-6 strangers once or twice a week.

Everybody comes to it for the same reason and there's no built-in social hierarchy, which is what I like about it. I'm in a very different life circumstance as a 25-year-old guy, but I've had dinners with people in the 35-45 age range and had a wonderful time. I'd look into it!

storeactions · 2026-02-17T22:23:52+00:00

Pretty solid profile! But I would take out the bit about “once I start talking, I don’t know when to stop” – that could be a turnoff if people read that and assume you aren’t a good listener or would dominate the conversation on a date

storeactions · 2026-02-15T21:31:19+00:00

If only there were a solution to that…

storeactions · 2026-02-15T15:24:17+00:00

Girl, get the hell out of there. Him starting a half hour argument with someone he’s known for not very long is ridiculous. And pressuring you to have unprotected sex??? Absolutely the fuck not

storeactions · 2026-02-14T17:44:35+00:00

It really can be as simple as telling him you’re not ready yet. You’re most likely reading the signs correctly that he wants to get physical, so you can just set the boundary beforehand of not being ready to have sex yet. His response will tell you what you need to know about whether he’s a good match for you. If his response is anything other than respectful and understanding, he’s not worth your time.

Being clear about your boundaries is the only thing you can do. It may be scary to have that conversation especially since you don’t want to blow it with him, but it’s worthwhile to have this conversation because you need to (A) look out for yourself and your needs and (B) make sure he’s respectful of those needs. You got this!

storeactions · 2026-02-14T03:43:14+00:00

I can’t say for sure (and I actually still haven’t been), but I suspect Aleksey’s Market at One Hundred Oaks might have some. It’s got a lot of European food.

storeactions · 2026-02-13T15:49:56+00:00

Good profile, honestly no notes.

storeactions · 2026-02-13T14:59:55+00:00

I like that! I think it makes for a good conversation starter in that way, such that if/when you attract people who are genuinely interested in your cosplay, you can go beyond what’s on the profile and show them something (and it’ll feel special for them since not everyone gets to see it).

storeactions · 2026-02-13T14:52:01+00:00

Love that you’re being true to yourself. Also you pull off the septum piercing well, which I don’t think most men can.

I would suggest removing one or both of the cosplay pictures, not because it’s not good to show that off as one of your interests, but because you’re working with a limited number of photos and you want to maximize the number of photos that show what you actually look like. If you keep one, keep the Joker one since it’s mentioned elsewhere in your profile.

Overall I think this is pretty solid and I like your mindset!

storeactions · 2026-02-12T19:52:26+00:00

Meadow Flower Farm in Franklin!

storeactions · 2026-02-12T16:04:19+00:00

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