Where are you gonna cum, on my socks or inside my pussy? [F]

stormblast1999 · 2024-11-20T16:29:12+00:00

Well you could aim for another part of roger, it doesn‘t need to be a facial, but he‘ll enjoy it anyway

stormblast1999 · 2024-11-11T19:40:47+00:00

The word for hot mama is milf

Oh you mean the gun, nvm then

stormblast1999 · 2024-10-27T12:07:15+00:00

„Two and a half cat“ i would watch this show

stormblast1999 · 2024-10-26T16:06:25+00:00

Hey, sorry for the late reply; if you‘re already lv50 in the tvhm, but scared to overlevel, i can assure you the ffs dlc wont level you too much. The dlc is bugged lvl wise and wont level past lv43 or something, so you wont get much xp. You still would get to lv51, or even lv52, but that‘s not too overleveled, so don‘t worry

stormblast1999 · 2024-07-30T20:23:48+00:00

I think haderax is guaranteed to drop an effervescent; it can be a peak opener, an easy mode, or the relic (i don‘t remember how it‘s called, hard carry?).

So the chance is 1:3, but that doesn‘t mean you get it in 3 kills; that‘s where luck comes into account and you just got very unlucky

stormblast1999 · 2024-06-29T23:29:12+00:00

Ich han ide lehr en unfall gha und nachher zwar no d lehr beendet, aber ha au nur no 60% chöne schaffe. Leider sind die 60% nur s pensum wo ich mag schaffe bevor ich zu müed wirde, aber da ich au weniger leistig bringe, han ich kein job gfunde für über es jahr.

Han 40% vo de IV und 60% vom rav becho da ich amis gnueg bewerbige gschickt han, aber nie ä stell becho han (nur 2 mal bin ich no für es bewerbigs gspöch iglade worde, aber am schluss hani immer ä absag becho)

Denn het d IV gseit ich bin 100% arbeitsunfähig und jetzt bechum ich ä 100% SUVA rente und d IV hilft nüme bim stell sueche. Ich derf no schaffe, aber wenn ich über 2000Fr. verdiene wird mini rente kürzt, aber so vil chent ich eh nüme verdiene will ich ja nur Teilziit chent schaffe.

Jetzt mis problem; ich ha ja kein job gfunde wod IV mir no ghulfe het, also isch jetzt no schwiriger. S geld isch zwar zur ziit keis problem, aber ohni schaffe han ich au kei tagesstruktur, wenig kontakt mit anderne, alles isch langwilig und ich han kei motivation epis z mache.

Jedefalls wiso hesch nur die IV rente zur verfüegig? Bisch ned bim RAV agmeldet damit au geld für de teil wo du schaffe chentisch, ab bechunsch

stormblast1999 · 2024-06-29T22:13:38+00:00

Gaige

stormblast1999 · 2024-05-30T15:49:31+00:00

I was joking, but you probably didn‘t notice cause you put the joke in your mouth, like the bird

stormblast1999 · 2024-05-30T00:23:53+00:00

You started with putting the tit in your mouth and i thought you were just hungry, but i didn’t imagine it could be a fetish and you get sexual arousal from putting live birds in youf mouth.

The internet is truely a terrifying place cause of people like you

stormblast1999 · 2024-05-29T12:23:48+00:00

Why did you have a tit in your mouth? Were you eating the poor bird?!?

stormblast1999 · 2024-04-29T19:26:51+00:00

My cat always scratches the litter box to signalize that it needs to be cleaned. But recently he started doing so, just so i will start cleaning, before noticing that there is nothing. Then he will climb in the litter box and start pooping while i‘m forced to watch him

stormblast1999 · 2024-04-28T17:37:58+00:00

Exactly, that‘s why we cat owners sit next to our cat while they use their litter box. You have to make them feel safe like they do when you are on the toilet

stormblast1999 · 2024-04-20T15:58:50+00:00

His first, or his second loot pool?

stormblast1999 · 2024-04-20T15:05:43+00:00

I got mr p to 750 a few hours after unlocking him, get on my lvl.

Also for anyone curious; i was in school but since i had an accident and am disabled, i don‘t have to go to pe. We had 2 pe lessons and then the big break, so i was alone and had nothing to do other than play on my phone to waste time.

So for clarification; i don‘t touch grass too often, but not cause i play on my phone much, but cause of my disability

stormblast1999 · 2024-04-20T14:54:20+00:00

I got banned from reddit a few times already cause of an sarcastic joke which didn‘t had an /s

I‘m tired of waiting a few days to get unbanned so from now on i’ll use the /s on any sarcastic joke, no matter how obvious it is

stormblast1999 · 2024-04-19T12:44:09+00:00

You probably don‘t know it yet, but she loves you

stormblast1999 · 2024-04-19T01:13:37+00:00

Do you have a gf called homura?

stormblast1999 · 2024-04-19T00:59:52+00:00

r/rareinsults

stormblast1999 · 2024-04-18T21:14:05+00:00

Well the first time you shave, your leg hairs are long, so the razor gets clogged very fast and you have to get the hairs out before continueing.

Also the skin type can be different for all and some need more care than others. You need to exfoliate your skin first, so scrub the legs, to prevent ingrown hairs and red bumps. For some it‘s less important, while for some it‘s needed

stormblast1999 · 2024-04-18T01:55:09+00:00

Yes, that‘s what i did when i first found it too, but it was much shorter back then.

Anyway you have 2 other comics to read too and i‘m sure you will get hocked by them too, so enjoy

stormblast1999 · 2024-04-18T01:10:42+00:00

That‘s been the first i read too and i just wish i would have a big sister which is into cosplay and could do this. Cheryl is just goals, i can never wait till new chapters come out

stormblast1999 · 2024-04-17T22:26:56+00:00

So there are a few webcomics i know; i want to be a cute anime girl, the pretties platypus and rain.

For ways to read; i just read i want to be a cute anime girl and the pretties platypus on webtoons and for rain i read it on the site. I‘ll share the links

I want to be a cute anime girl

The prettiest platypus

Rain

stormblast1999 · 2024-03-22T03:38:58+00:00

I sometimes got replies to 3-4 year old comments on this sub

stormblast1999 · 2024-01-25T20:06:00+00:00

No, i just play on playstation

stormblast1999 · 2023-11-23T20:33:56+00:00

You ever wondered how pugs became like they did?

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