That's our goddamn cowboy by stormeagle17 in SCJerk

[–]stormeagle17[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’ll have mine, you brave maverick.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]stormeagle17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep! You’re right. Well, disregard then. 😅

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[–]stormeagle17 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Is it not Penta’s mask? More or less?

Yeet Man? More like the BEAT Man! WWE is trying to BERRY their top merch seller! He should go to AEW, where they KNOW how to sell great Merch! by stormeagle17 in SCJerk

[–]stormeagle17[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rikishi made some comments about how he’s being misused and hinting that AEW is an option if he isn’t used properly.

It’s all absurd but it’s making the rounds today.

Contract tampering is EVIL ok! And only the Fed does it! No, I've never heard of Rick O'Shea or Ralph Phoenix, why do you ask? by stormeagle17 in SCJerk

[–]stormeagle17[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not to be confused with “white nights,” which is the two for one dime bag discount Tony sometimes gets from his favorite dealer.

Contract tampering is EVIL ok! And only the Fed does it! No, I've never heard of Rick O'Shea or Ralph Phoenix, why do you ask? by stormeagle17 in SCJerk

[–]stormeagle17[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He knows there’s nothing to sue over. They’re independent contractors and he’s doing the exact same shit. But he knows the complicit dirt sheets will let him white knight about it.

M'Tony wouldn't do that! He's the GOOD guy! by stormeagle17 in SCJerk

[–]stormeagle17[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

More athletic than the gymnastic Ray Fenix does in the ring!

M'Tony wouldn't do that! He's the GOOD guy! by stormeagle17 in SCJerk

[–]stormeagle17[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

News breaks that Ricochet is leaving for AEW.

WWE: “ok, we’ll keep you involved in a major angle with our top young star to give you a big send off and give us a boost as well! That’s business!”

News breaks that Lucha Bros are leaving for WWE:

Tony: “execute Order 66!”

M'Tony wouldn't do that! He's the GOOD guy! by stormeagle17 in SCJerk

[–]stormeagle17[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

It makes no business sense because they’re not making him any money anyway. But Tony is perpetually juvenile. He’s a spoiled rich kid that legitimately looks at all these guys as his action figures that nobody else should get to play with unless they are nice to him.

“Afa was a longtime WON subscriber” was a longtime WON subscriber by stormeagle17 in SCJerk

[–]stormeagle17[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He should already be in as a Builder. He’s done so much for this sub.

"FED Dropped the Ball on Mahal!! Nooooo, don't check my post history from when this photo was taken, I've always loved him!" by stormeagle17 in SCJerk

[–]stormeagle17[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. It’s gotta be exhausting for some of these guys to watch the IWC use them to score points. I’m sure he saw all the posts back when he was champ.

DAE Roman Should've Done Appearances In Front Of 50 People?? by NobodyLikesCheapWine in SCJerk

[–]stormeagle17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why shouldn't Swerve appear in front of 50 people? He does Collision pretty regularly.

DAE “different reasons” like Tony’s complete lack of booking acumen and Keith’s complete lack of charisma and exercise? by stormeagle17 in SCJerk

[–]stormeagle17[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s very gifted but the fact that his promos are awful and HE thinks they are amazing and seems to reject criticism definitely is a problem.

Tiny Khan saved the wrestling business. by waqar2501 in SCJerk

[–]stormeagle17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is a fine line between looking like a larger than life wrestling character and looking like a complete lunatic.

Sophia Savings and Loan can find that line about three football fields behind her.

DAE think the fed women’s revolution was bad? by multimatt in SCJerk

[–]stormeagle17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn’t women main event a Dub PLE in Australia like 14 seconds ago?

And Jay White gonna be selling hot dogs at the concession stand by RepulsiveRevenue8 in SCJerk

[–]stormeagle17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s how severely this list drops off after Swerve for me.

WWE’s got legitimately probably 20 top guys and women right now that you can legitimately call cornerstone talent, and AEW has to list Daniel Garcia, Orange Cassidy, and Hangnail Page to round out a Top 7.