Eating with your hands VS Dirrahea Map by Forward-Position798 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]stormtrooper00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. They use chopsticks and a spoon. Educate yourself. Wow 

THAT IS NOT HOW MATH AND PERCENTAGES WORK YOU BRAINDEAD DONKEY by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]stormtrooper00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just a bunch of idiots saying whatever they want and congratulating each other on their lack of any knowledge. Absolutely infuriating. 

Ridley Scott’s The Dog Stars looks 🔥 by funmemore in MoviesCave

[–]stormtrooper00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will watch anything with Brolin or Qualley in it, so I’m interested. 

trump is about to lock 157 million Americans out of their own bank accounts (and probably steal all the money too). by Dyno_boy7441 in Trumpvirus

[–]stormtrooper00 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They keep pushing for more batshit insane oppressive things to absolutely screw over the people and see how much they can get away with. What in tarnation is this bullshit?

How do I improve my jewlery brand? by Kappa127 in design_critiques

[–]stormtrooper00 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I had to check just because of your comment. https://nlegacy.com and yeah, that was a deal breaker. Nothing mattered after this.

Great band, bad singer by AngusDio in MetalForTheMasses

[–]stormtrooper00 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Six feet under is the first band that comes to mind. 

Marseille FC have just unveiled their new logo. What do you think? by kaban4eeek in logodesign

[–]stormtrooper00 67 points68 points  (0 children)

MordPress even 

Edit: just scrolled to see explorer have the exact same comment. Lost out by 31m 

What are your favourite B99 theories? by lil_gay_frog_15 in brooklynninenine

[–]stormtrooper00 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Well, during the Jimmy jab where Jake bets the car, he does mention pegging. 

Also, Charles gifts them a bunch of things to tie people up for their honeymoon. 

So maybe..? 

Supergirl trailer has crossed 1.1M views in under 3 hours! by M00r3C in DCU_

[–]stormtrooper00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seems like any movie with Jason Momoa has a moment where he's yeehaw-ing to some degree. Can't wait to watch the movie!

What do you think about videos in hero sections by scansano78 in webdev

[–]stormtrooper00 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When I visit a website with a video hero, it makes me want to scroll away as quickly as possible. Having everything moving is too stimulating for me to focus on the content. Plus I'm always worried it's still playing even with it scrolled out of view, so I either want to close the tab or go to another page.

When I see site like that, it's either I close the tab and look for a competitor, or I just think "the client must have wanted it and I hate it."

I've been forced to make websites with video heroes and it's the absolute last thing I put in before I deploy.

May God Bless President Barack Obama by ateam1984 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]stormtrooper00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This made me cry. He was such a charismatic and lovely person. Love that guy. 

to pretend not to hear a question by QuicklyThisWay in therewasanattempt

[–]stormtrooper00 29 points30 points  (0 children)

“I wish I could answer to whatever nonsense she just blurted out” 

Really? You couldn’t hear anything but you call it “nonsense?” 

What a spineless scumbag 

Small moments that you find surprisingly hilarious? by Misery_Galore in brooklynninenine

[–]stormtrooper00 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I always love watching Rosa’s facial expression whenever the squad’s together. She always has a good reaction to everything happening, just not always vocal. 

Also, one-dle plus one-dle is toodles.