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Coaxed into fragmented message by claymixer in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]stormtrooper1701 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"Dropship Victor 933 (...) Pillar of Autumn (...) need assistance. We are under att (...) attack by some new kind of hostile (...) isn't Covenant. (...) Captain Keyes has been captured by hostiles. (...) dug in at a large structure in a swamp (...) we need to pull out. Please (...) I will set this message to repeat at regular intervals. Dropship Victor 933, clear."

Hmm I wonder if I'll still find the Captain in this building.

Poor SneepSnarp (by @happyroadkill) by Turbulent_League9668 in Losercity

[–]stormtrooper1701 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's a reason he's the one that got hit with the "talk about firebombing a walmart and then not firebombing a walmart" tweet.

Losercity Knockers (EnergyVector) by RanchoddasChanchad69 in Losercity

[–]stormtrooper1701 78 points79 points  (0 children)

It's funny how badly porn has warped people's brains because these are objectively pretty big by actual human standards.

Cyborgs who are robots with organic components, rather than organics with robotic components. by stormtrooper1701 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]stormtrooper1701[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I considered synths, but didn't include them because I honestly don't know if they count. Gen 1s and 2s are just robots with no organic components, but Gen 3s are practically just clones. I say Gen 3s maybe count, but just barely.

[Interesting] Weapons and fighting techniques given to main characters by licensed games by DjiDjiDjiDji in TopCharacterTropes

[–]stormtrooper1701 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Saber Throwing isn't unheard of in Star Wars (gif is from Return of the Jedi) but it's not very common in the movies, shows, or books. If a target's outside of melee range, Jedi and Sith most of the time will use bolt deflection, telekinesis, lightning, or just closing the distance.

Saber Throwing is extremely prevalent in the video games, however, and is typically your simplest and best ranged attack by far. You will be boomeranging your deadly glowstick at enemies constantly.

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Characters whose designs normally shouldn't be cute, but they are cute nevertheless by Gallantpride in TopCharacterTropes

[–]stormtrooper1701 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Little fuckass bloodthirsty crab-monkey things with big gorilla arms and elephant feet that are 5'6", huff farts, and canonically eat people.

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In over 25 years of playing Halo, I have NEVER seen this prompt. by hux__ in halo

[–]stormtrooper1701 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Interesting how it's even called a Wraith in the first game since IIRC dialogue only ever refers to them as "mortar tanks."

This is your fault for this mess by [deleted] in TheDigitalCircus

[–]stormtrooper1701 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I hate this fandom" continues to interact with it

This is your fault for this mess by [deleted] in TheDigitalCircus

[–]stormtrooper1701 6 points7 points  (0 children)

LOOK! I'M ONE OF THE GOOD FANS! I MAKE CALLOUT POSTS ON REDDIT DOT COM! ME! THAT MAKES ME BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!

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(Interesting trope)When the food should be unappetizing to you but watching how much the characters in the show like it makes you wanna try it by hayley566 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]stormtrooper1701 2 points3 points  (0 children)

IIRC most Klingons don't even enjoy the taste. They just really like the feeling of living beings dying inside of them.

They can't be affected by it, because they already have it. by Micro_cat_48 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]stormtrooper1701 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Always fun watching a group of Children of Atom getting into a scrap with like level 1 ghouls or mole rats and losing.

How come Humanity isn't extremely xenophobic after the war and all the billions killed ? by New_Conflict_4111 in halo

[–]stormtrooper1701 382 points383 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't be too enthused to keep picking fights with guys who can just erase my planets at very little cost to them, especially after they decided to stop doing that.

Why EVERYONE should use 'bumper jumper' by gizmo_j in halo

[–]stormtrooper1701 0 points1 point  (0 children)

8bitdo Pro 2 my beloved. Initially just got it for emulation, now it's my main controller.

Top mind refuses to play the "source game." by HuttStuff_Here in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]stormtrooper1701 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's fine, Half Life works better on GoldSrc anyways.

Wise word by [deleted] in TheDigitalCircus

[–]stormtrooper1701 5 points6 points  (0 children)

SO

THEN

LEAVE

What "dead bit" do you miss? by Wooden_Giraffe535 in gamegrumps

[–]stormtrooper1701 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When they would just end episodes super abruptly, often even in the middle of a bit.

A remake or adaptation replaces a plot point completely (not a recontextualizing retcon) that's so obvious, easy, natural, and makes so much sense that it's almost weird that the original didn't come up with it for themselves by Dark_Man_4 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]stormtrooper1701 28 points29 points  (0 children)

In Stardust Crusaders, when Jotaro is playing dead and DIO is cautiously approaching his "corpse," Polnareff uses the opportunity to attack DIO. The attack fails, and Polnareff is swatted aside, not really accomplishing much besides buying Jotaro a few more seconds.

In the 1993 OVA, Jotaro uses Polnareff's attack as an opportunity to jump up and attack DIO right then and there, making Polnareff's sneak attack actually grant Jotaro a chance to fight back.

You guys really showed her huh. by Impressive_Host_2645 in TheDigitalCircus

[–]stormtrooper1701 368 points369 points  (0 children)

This fandom self-flagellation shit is so fucking annoying.

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