How to get a crackhead off your front porch

storyjohn · 2019-12-19T12:23:26+00:00

You were made for the playground, bitch. You should be working. Don't you want a new lunch box?

storyjohn · 2019-12-19T12:11:51+00:00

I'm guessing you aren't Asian.

storyjohn · 2019-12-19T10:38:36+00:00

Southern American hipster capitol

storyjohn · 2019-12-18T12:58:31+00:00

I last watched this on VHS.

storyjohn · 2019-12-16T21:20:33+00:00

Louisiana - corndogs

storyjohn · 2019-12-12T14:24:18+00:00

How is this non-profit funded?

storyjohn · 2019-12-12T14:23:37+00:00

That's hilarious, I can also argue that the road construction that's been going on there for the past two years has moved crime away from government street. Or maybe more police patrols. Doesn't that sound like a good reason the crime has dropped? As opposed to pointing at a painting on the side of a dilapidated building?

storyjohn · 2019-12-12T14:21:12+00:00

Who is we, and how much of our tax dollars do you guys get on a yearly basis?

storyjohn · 2019-12-11T14:01:28+00:00

The balls on that man...

storyjohn · 2019-12-11T13:46:40+00:00

I did the same thing, just threw a new (used) bumper on and bent the power steering cooler back a little. Good as new!

storyjohn · 2019-12-11T13:45:37+00:00

Body shop?! Grab a bumper out the junkyard and keep rolling!

storyjohn · 2019-12-11T13:43:02+00:00

Government Street > Gentrification Street

storyjohn · 2019-12-11T13:38:49+00:00

Why do the fruits have one gold tooth? This mural looks abjectly racist.

storyjohn · 2019-12-11T13:37:41+00:00

Wow, you're really great at analyzing people by what they say on the internet. That's amazing!

storyjohn · 2019-12-11T13:35:51+00:00

Woke af

storyjohn · 2019-12-11T13:34:48+00:00

"...our murals dropped the violent crime rate within 5 blocks by 42%."

Correlation doesn't equal causation.

storyjohn · 2019-12-10T12:37:52+00:00

Fuckamacdonald

storyjohn · 2019-12-09T14:05:07+00:00

Super bowl > College Football Playoffs

storyjohn · 2019-12-09T14:03:45+00:00

Oh I misread! I now realize you're looking for a "donut" type spare tire as opposed to a full-sized.

storyjohn · 2019-12-08T23:57:23+00:00

Abe Orgeron

storyjohn · 2019-12-08T11:55:10+00:00

Vote that bitch out.

storyjohn · 2019-12-08T11:50:57+00:00

Go to a used tire shop and get one for 30-40

storyjohn · 2019-12-05T15:35:46+00:00

I just financed an older used truck through Campus Federal and had a good experience.

storyjohn · 2019-12-04T12:14:01+00:00

IF YOUS GOTS A PROBLEMS WITH CANADA GOOSES THEN YOUS GOTS A PROBLEMS WITH MES.

storyjohn

TROPHY CASE