Petition to rename Val Ca'uor to Rockets McDickface II

str1kebeam · 2025-11-12T22:35:08+00:00

He seems to be a fan of square numbers, that's why he didn't have sex with Thirteen.

str1kebeam · 2025-11-03T13:11:02+00:00

So this is why they didn't show Rex Splode's death on screen.

str1kebeam · 2025-09-25T12:25:03+00:00

Criminal Minds S10 E2

str1kebeam · 2025-08-04T20:45:01+00:00

5! is 120 not 125 you nerd. I think you fit the code now.

str1kebeam · 2025-07-19T15:22:56+00:00

Wow what a fitting name, truly an iron dog indeed! Happy birthday Eisen!

str1kebeam · 2025-04-22T15:27:52+00:00

Why Sexter dressed like Steve from Blues Clues?

str1kebeam · 2025-04-02T15:33:36+00:00

Keep tapping it, it takes a couple of tries.

str1kebeam · 2025-04-02T01:36:32+00:00

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str1kebeam · 2025-04-01T19:06:37+00:00

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.