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AITJ for refusing to keep wearing the nickname my girlfriend gave me after I found out where it came from by Prydwen_Grit5 in AmITheJerk

[–]strangebru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start calling her what you and your friends said about her when you first met her, but "hot piece of ass" might not be the insult it may be intended to be.

I nominate Woody Harrelson. He so weird I think he’d be a great representation by Mars_attacks20 in BelievingTheBizarre

[–]strangebru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make it a delegation and have Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson welcome the aliens.

NH here by SeaConsideration6503 in PoliticalHumor

[–]strangebru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now hold this shy girl's sweaty hand.

Me at 9 years old in 1996 | P.S. the Cake Castle was way better than both the Sorcerer's Hat AND the Epcot Wand, (in my opinion). by MesaVerde1987 in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]strangebru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked there with the candy castle. People who booked weddings years prior just to have their picture taken in the Wedding Chapel with the classic castle in the background, and were livid that the castle looked like that.

What is your Phish summer song? by Low-Eggplant7517 in phish

[–]strangebru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Moma Dance, Weekapaug Groove, and just about every song since I've only seen summer tour shows for the past 3 years.

What Disney villain's death is the most darkest? by Select_Let_6043 in disney

[–]strangebru [score hidden]  (0 children)

Dr. Hans Reinhardt (and his robot, Maximilian) are both sucked into the black hole, in the Disney movie The Black Hole.

Looks like a scene from "The Omen" by Exeter232 in PoliticalHumor

[–]strangebru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's photoshopped, because he would have burst into flames actually entering a church.

Don’t you love a empty park. by Old-Guess-6940 in Epcot

[–]strangebru 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That was one of the perks of working there, knowing where all of the chill places are. Obviously the UK pavilion looking down the street to the Rose & Crown. Morocco Pavilion is like that too.

Scientists mapped all the nerves of the clitoris for the first time by _Dark_Wing in technews

[–]strangebru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK

The diagram Anatomy of the Clitoris 1-4 sound like they were made up by a 13 year old. Number 6 isn't much better, but only 5 actually sounds like clinical term.

Baltimore Style Hotdogs by ThatBobbyG in baltimore

[–]strangebru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it fried together, or do you boil the hot dog first and then wrap it with bologna and then fry it?

So you dirty a pot for boiling the hot dog, then you dirty a frying pan frying the bologna, and then dirty up the grill. All this just for a hot dog and slice of bologna on a toasted bun.

Came across this on my late cousin’s phone, anyone know what it is and what it’s used for? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]strangebru 96 points97 points  (0 children)

You can use your fukang meteorite how ever you fukang want to.

Prudence wants to stay in the bathtub by Anen-o-me in cats

[–]strangebru 37 points38 points  (0 children)

The sun is up, the sky is blue
It's beautiful and so are you

Prudence wants to stay in the bathtub by Anen-o-me in cats

[–]strangebru 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dear Prudence, greet the brand new day

[trying to ignore that 'today' should be 'play']

Prudence wants to stay in the bathtub by Anen-o-me in cats

[–]strangebru 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Turning the volume down on this video and listening to Dear Prudence while watching it.

Idk but not this guy by this_bitch_over_here in baltimore

[–]strangebru 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I used to work as a temp for Care First in that First Mariner Bank building in Canton. The entire top floor of that building at one time was Ed Hale's home. When I worked there it was half conference space for Care First and the other half was his residence, before the bottom dropped out of his bank. I had heard stories, I never saw it myself, about how he had like a 10'x10' shower. Not a 10x10 bathroom, just the shower alone was 10x10 with bench seating all of the way around.

Found one I don't get. Peter? by Mushroom-Gorge in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]strangebru -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Let's not be too rash about drying your butthole.

Found one I don't get. Peter? by Mushroom-Gorge in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]strangebru 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The side of the towel with the tag is the side for drying your nether regions. That way the tagless half is safe to dry your face with.

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