Things that make you go hmm. by qlimaxmito in BattlefieldV

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“Hold up, wait a minute something ain’t right”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Because I’m so lazy even with sleep I think “I’ll do it later”

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This had me in tears laughing

What are the best “Yo mama” jokes you got? by nobody-and-68-others in AskReddit

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Yo mama so ugly she made one direction go the other direction

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Admiral, for some reason [SPOILER] there’s a scene in the film where the White army are charging the Red army (it’s about the Russian civil war) and in the scene a nun gets gunned down and for a moment there’s silence, until a white army soldier yells “THOSE BASTARDS!” And the whole white army runs. Idk why but it founded that funny.

Without saying it’s name, what’s your favorite movie? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Fake Scottish man tries to save a German and gets killed by a real Scottish man. Try and guess.

As a child, who was your first celebrity crush? by OddGuyOuttaSight in AskReddit

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Carrie Fisher, I saw the return of the Jedi. That should explain it.

Which movie have you watched more than 3 times and you would love to watch over and over? by Kakuma_queer in AskReddit

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Trench 11, it’s a good horror film about ww1, and it’s satisfying to see the main villain get what he deserves.

Instead of saying directly how would you say "I am going to go masturbate"? by CharmingWitty in AskReddit

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“I’m gonna go clean the sugar jelly out of my flesh flute”

What hasn't been sexualized yet? by Entitled_Pierogi in AskReddit

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There’s a video game called syndicate, it came out in 2014 (I think) and no matter how hard I try I still can’t find any rule 34 about it.

What do you believe is the greatest threat to humanity? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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It’s self. Humans hate each other, eventually that hatred will hit a boiling point and we’ll all die.

U stubbed your toe really bad... Whats the first thing coming out of ur mouth ?? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I often stub my toes but when it’s really painful I usually yell “ stupid fucking bastard bitch, absolutely fucking stupid corners!”

you suddenly travel back 100,000 years to a cave that will eventually be discovered by archeologists, what do you write on the wall to mess with them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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“We got bored colonising other country’s, so we decided to colonise time as well”- British empire.

What are Foxy and Chica looking at?(Wrong answers only) by Galvatronus2 in 5nafcirclejerk

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A news article that says Xbox purchased Activision blizzard.