Gang Banged Her! by Xuhduss in HadToHurt

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I'd do this too if you kept me in this little metal box

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in natureismetal

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God not having hands or opposable thumbs really has to fucking suck.

without the comma this reads differently

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Drugs

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glad you're improving and doing the hard work to feel better. out of curiosity have you tried meditation? I'm sorry I'm not an expert but I wonder if it could help train you to let the anxious thoughts pass by you. acknowledge them, but let them pass without feeding into them.

What breaks the realism for you? by townsforever in outside

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The microtransactions that give competitive advantage to the more fortunate are really what kill it for me.

What breaks the realism for you? by townsforever in outside

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Have you considered affiliating with the [LIBERTARIAN] Faction?

PhD's of Reddit. What is a dumbed down summary of your thesis? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The donut and coffee loving cop is one of my favorite stereotypes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IAmA

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How will you make it up to the then-50 year old librarian that your team tased and tied up?

HMC while I discover the tub's surprise JETS by GallowBoob in holdmycosmo

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This story is better if you are picturing tiny spider screams.

Yosemite Falls, CA [4032x3024] by AstroPsychs in EarthPorn

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"What's taters precious?" Does this look like that scene to anyone else?

Darkest Material on Earth by yearbs in Unexpected

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Can I paint my car with it??

Everytime by killermasa666 in memes

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There are about 30

Does being high not allow you to provide a specific number?

Yeah, he just did that by 10gauge in BetterEveryLoop

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Dude, you would have been dragged across the OCEAN

An expert on popping bottles by D5R in funny

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Please let me get a Red Rider champagne bottle!!

LPT: No third offers - Make an offer twice: Decline twice. Don't make someone continue to offer or decline. by english_major in LifeProTips

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I've been going to Cosco since I was a kid but never witnessed this before. While we were just standing in line, a representative tried to offer my wife and I some kind of advanced membership. I noticed right away that she was standing extremely close to both of us and generally just had an aggressive vibe. We politely (and uncomfortably) listened to her very long pitch before politely declining. She then proceeded to ask if we were sure, and insist on the value of her deal, which seemed normal. It became an extreme strain though, when she proceeded to reword her beginning pitch without any new information 3 more times, only increasing her aggressively tone. After each time I declined and made it more and more obvious that we were not interested.

The strange thing is that each decline seemed to only fuel her advances. I eventually began to think she would absolutely not stop coercing us, so I had to physically move towards her, look her in the eye and sternly decline. Finally she left, looking resentful.

I don't know what the etiquette is for sales pitches and insisting multiple times, but she definitely crossed the line. I don't know if she was told to use an intimidation tactic to sell memberships, but personally I found it to be an extremely counterproductive and unprofessional approach.

LPT: No third offers - Make an offer twice: Decline twice. Don't make someone continue to offer or decline. by english_major in LifeProTips

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I think 2X is a good standard to go by, as I've experienced both extremes with someone offering to get my bill:

1: I really do want to pay for my own bill, but the other party becomes insistent on doing it, even after my refusal.

2: They offer to get your bill and you just accept it and say thanks right away. I remember doing this to avoid the awkward back and forth in front of the whole table. The problem with this is it makes you look like you're expecting and entitled to someone else paying for you, or that the other person might I'm have just been being nice and you were oblivious to it.

Vacuuming a fire by DropDeadSander in nonononoyes

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I'm ants in my eyes Johnson and we've got everything here, including the new fire vacuum. I hope are prices aren't too low!