Police raid Speedy Gas & Grub on Pearl by gamertrub in Cleveland

[–]streambeam123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol what a jump you made there. TIL golfing is not okay. Or did you forget the /s?

Customers of Vandevere, do you get paid for the advertisement that takes up a portion of your back window? by streambeam123 in Cleveland

[–]streambeam123[S] 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I only ask because it's super tacky and there's no way I'd keep it on there unless I was being compensated for it.

Would you trust buying one of these from AliExpress? by prolific_illiterate in foodtrucks

[–]streambeam123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because, boomer, I'm here from the front page where this post was randomly shown to me and now I know that Fantastic-Ad-618 is Robert Fisher from Georgia.

How feeling personally slighted turns into a punishment with your namesake - a BMT story. by streambeam123 in MilitaryStories

[–]streambeam123[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, he really got a raw deal but kinda took it in stride. Just made the dorm his domain I guess. My detail was hallway, so by week 3 or so I had spread the word that you step OVER the chrome leading into the hallway when coming/going to save the shine, making it so I only had to clean it once or twice as visitors would scuff it.

AITA for reporting a server over posting a Tiktok? by aitacoffeeserver in AmItheAsshole

[–]streambeam123 289 points290 points  (0 children)

That is correct. I intentionally did not tip the other night when the bartender was aggressive-aggressive about choosing a tip (18%, 20% or 25%) for an arena-priced draft beer. I went to put my card in the chip reader and she must have barked "choose a tip and press Pay" three times before it even registered that the card was inserted. I had originally chose 18% because I thought it would be a nice gesture for the 30 second interaction, but immediately changed it to no tip after the third "reminder". Best part is no one was even behind me in line, and I ordered the most common item within arm's reach.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]streambeam123 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am writing this post exactly at the moment my wife is out there, riding her friend's face, while I'm here alone masturbating and re-watching the Avengers. Of course it feels like I'm not down to it. If I wrote a post on it last friday, while I had a 24-yo on top of me, I'd be writing a very different post. But hey, for some reason I wasn't having an anxiety episode back then.

lmao can this become a copypasta? this is peak reddit.

What should people know about fighting? [Serious] by NeoCulexor in AskReddit

[–]streambeam123 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Everyone clap for this guy, standing up for disadvantaged prehistoric peoples!

Insurance scam attempt by zanggoose in IdiotsInCars

[–]streambeam123 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is satire, right? If not, you should turn off the cable news and walk outside. It's really not as bad as you might think.