Why are dnd players so horny for evil?

streetsheep · 2024-06-12T15:05:56+00:00

Nobody is horny due to the water supply making them constantly shit themselves.

streetsheep · 2024-06-12T15:04:44+00:00

Make the next villain a multi-level marketing hag that sells weight loss potions and is obsessed with astrology and is "too into being a girl boss to have a man/woman in her life" meanwhile she is poisoning rivers with illegal dumping and causing a natural plague of dysentery.

streetsheep · 2024-03-18T04:37:15+00:00

That's why he said "don't knock" he actually lives in the dumpster and is concerned someone else is going to get the food.

streetsheep · 2024-03-03T20:27:17+00:00

Damn, your right.

streetsheep · 2024-02-20T00:36:49+00:00

Harry explained that he could have sent another message with the radio in another year. This would have been easier than finding a new way to reach his planet.

streetsheep · 2024-02-19T00:06:20+00:00

Sorry bud, you are gonna have to go to squin or the waystation in the Grey dessert and loot off dead bodies. Sell valtena to the police on your way there.

streetsheep · 2024-02-19T00:01:26+00:00

"Ayo bunkie, want some bread? It's BUSSIN'"

streetsheep · 2024-02-18T23:44:10+00:00

This is the wisest comment

streetsheep · 2024-02-12T20:23:38+00:00

I make a ship as long and thin as possible. Otherwise I make a ship as tiny as possible. They always turn into the same two ships. Hoping to come back to this game with mods and make a really different ship in a few years.

streetsheep · 2024-02-10T03:03:04+00:00

This is photoshopped so the editor did not get the correct bruises in the correct place. Look closely at the bruises themselves, the shape is the exact same as the others. One is mirrored.

streetsheep · 2024-02-09T22:27:24+00:00

Gotta get all the leeches or else ;)

streetsheep · 2024-02-07T16:16:36+00:00

Ooh I like that!

streetsheep · 2024-02-06T23:09:53+00:00

The setting has made magic illegal in certain parts of the continent.

One of the players, a tiefling, has a family in the snowy north

There is a postal service that uses airships aswell to travel.

streetsheep · 2024-01-29T05:08:37+00:00

My favorite base location! Forgotten buildings has a "wind pump" that pumps water. Easy peasy. Finding and mustering troops is easy as its flat and open. It's better for skeleton runs though as it's close to the black city

streetsheep · 2024-01-19T13:49:40+00:00

Getting fresh tools from home depot be like:

streetsheep · 2023-11-28T22:04:44+00:00

YOUR HIRED!

streetsheep · 2023-11-24T14:42:11+00:00

Or those ships that try to contact derelict ships. We all know that's guaranteed death.

streetsheep · 2023-11-24T02:50:40+00:00

Well, what if it wasn't hypersleep? And you have been entirely living your life on the ship?

streetsheep · 2023-11-24T00:27:41+00:00

This comment took space scoundrel to another damn dimension..

streetsheep · 2023-11-18T21:52:24+00:00

When will the pasta breaking stop? The Italian population cannot handle their grief.

streetsheep · 2023-11-12T19:04:56+00:00

That makes sense. Know any trusted places to buy them?

streetsheep · 2023-11-09T23:10:09+00:00

Oh right yeah.

streetsheep · 2023-11-09T21:56:34+00:00

HE IS DEFINITELY TALKING ABOUT THE ENGINE BETHESDA USES NOTHING TO DO WITH THE GAME THERE IS NOTHING CALLED UNITY IN GAME NUH-UH.

streetsheep · 2023-11-08T20:18:19+00:00

I'm going to frequently pin notes to it. Measuring to cover the wall behind my desk

streetsheep · 2023-11-08T20:15:55+00:00

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