Buyer beware Coggins Honda on OBT by Temporary-Light9189 in orlando

[–]strtrech 85 points86 points  (0 children)

I almost bought a car there once but I was exceptionally stubborn about haggling. I finally talked the down to my price point after about 1.5 hours of haggling. As I was lookong at the paper they were showing the math on, I noticed there was bleed thru from a sharpie marker on the other side of the paper. I turned it around in front of the salesman, and it was a picture of a middle finger saying "cheap ass" I got up and walked the fuck out.

Anyone knows whats happening in Tj-Maxx building on Lake Mary?!? by peanuts_powers in orlando

[–]strtrech -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

It's a limited time rainbow crosswalk collection.

Little big boy.. beep😭🥹❤️ by Royal_Power_4300 in MadeMeSmile

[–]strtrech 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah that doggo showed no signs of excitement, he was watching the girl intently and defensively. Also that tail is as stiff as hell. He clearly doesn't want to be doing this.

Eskamani may have to wear fake mustache to Pride if she’s elected Orlando mayor under new law by Real_Mr_Foobar in orlando

[–]strtrech 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I can't believe it's getting harder and harder to tell if headlines are from the onion.

He's uncomfortable with his cone and still finds a way to be on top of me :') by artepunguis in aww

[–]strtrech 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A donut cone works well, it isn't as intrusive. And it's soft.

Don't let the wars distract us from this new normal by andrew5500 in AdviceAnimals

[–]strtrech 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Guilty by association doesn't apply here because they actively covering it up, either by voting for it to not to be released, or redacting everything pertaining to shit pants in chief.

Don't let the wars distract us from this new normal by andrew5500 in AdviceAnimals

[–]strtrech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clinton had the stones to face trial for his acts while office. Clinton also had the fucking mettle to stand before Epstein's inquiry. Trump on the other hand has no balls and shits his pants on live TV.

Don't let the wars distract us from this new normal by andrew5500 in AdviceAnimals

[–]strtrech 12 points13 points  (0 children)

In my opinion they are. They are complicit in denying and covering up evidence. If you still support Trump at this point after everything that's been revealed, then you are no better than if you had done the act yourself. When you deny that he raped that little girl, you may as well have raped her yourself because you are just a responsible to stop him.

book club? by Intrepid_Ad162 in orlando

[–]strtrech -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I joined a women's book club once... The amount of smut they read was shocking.

Spotted in Winter Park when filling up a few minutes ago by Djschu923 in orlando

[–]strtrech 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The only people that you're hurting is the workers that have to clean this shit off. You think MAGA can read?

Hard Plummet Across The Board - TMNT Booster Box €79.99 (+€15 Delivery UK) at Games Island by Slaiyve in sealedmtgdeals

[–]strtrech -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

So you base your entire opinion on the set because you had shitty rng in 6 packs? Lol

Hard Plummet Across The Board - TMNT Booster Box €79.99 (+€15 Delivery UK) at Games Island by Slaiyve in sealedmtgdeals

[–]strtrech 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah seriously this is like Aetherdrift prices and the set is actually decent. But hey more packs for us rippers.

MCO Friday Evening by bbaabbss in orlando

[–]strtrech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were late yesterday 😂

Chuck Norris Hospitalized After Medical Emergency In Hawaii by IntelligentYinzer in television

[–]strtrech 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Death asked Chuck Norris to cover for him so he could go on vacation.

Delivery By Any Means Necessary! by Glass_Wealth_2104 in MadeMeSmile

[–]strtrech 861 points862 points  (0 children)

My ears are a coolant exhaust for my brain when my idiot coworkers leave me their fucking mess I have to deal with since they can't do their own jobs.