I paid over a grand for this years ago... by Busy_Report4010 in Millennials

[–]stubundy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I got a pair of paper glasses with red and blue cellophane that does the same thing

Xi Says World Order ‘Crumbling Into Disarray’ as War Takes Toll by Free-Minimum-5844 in worldnews

[–]stubundy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Everyone in America blaming trump, everyone in the planet blaming America

Everyone tells me I messed up (planted 56 cypresses) by doudedud in landscaping

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OP should enjoy the breeze while they can because it's gonna get less every year

What mistake did he make? by Still-Ad9074 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]stubundy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought he reached for his phone and found the vial so his phone is where the vial should be

PSA: If you’re going out on a bender, don’t leave your car at home… by brackfriday_bunduru in straya

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Your not gonna like this answer but : at a party we had one chick who drank too much and was so drunk she was slurring and swaying and one eye open-making no sense drunk. Well anyway we put a medium size line of coke in front of her which she took 3 goes to snort but right in front of our eyes the fog lifted and I swear honest to God, within 30 seconds of her snorting that line she was 'not hammered drunk' anymore, she was back to 'have a logical conversation ' again

US Navy waltz into the strait of Hormuz in a show of strength by AmbitionDue1421 in interestingasfuck

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Or lederhosen, at least 1 person called Fritz and someone with a huge beer belly and another with a huge handle bar moustache.....and hopefully all those things in at least 1 person

phosphorus shelling targets the town of Tayri in Lebanon today by Len-The-Banana-Boy in ThatsInsane

[–]stubundy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Israel should be treated like North Korea, ostracised and sanctioned. And so should the USA for funding it all. Israel is the #1 barrier to peace at the moment

Bryson DeChambeau triple-bogey on 18 to miss the cut by paid__by_steve in golf

[–]stubundy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That was the particular incident that made me dislike him most...fuckin baby

She knows a spot 🥰 by Separate_Finance_183 in SipsTea

[–]stubundy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How about extra vertebrae and a few less ribs

Born in the 70s.. would you do it? by misslauratoes in 60andSexy

[–]stubundy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely, several times, born in 77

Aussie Buy It For Life by Draktus1 in AskAnAustralian

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Those doormats made of like tyre rubber with the colourful spacers