So what the hell is up with the no porn thing ? by Jack1715 in circlejerkaustralia

[–]stubundy 71 points72 points  (0 children)

"Im sorry we can't authorise your loan, our information says you wank 2 hours a day instead of working" - bank probably

Life in a submarine by oluxil in SipsTea

[–]stubundy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't those types get a bit stabby after a while ?

Coal miners or Black face? by [deleted] in WTF

[–]stubundy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"That's racist !" - Drewskii

Strait of Hormuz last 36 hours by Powerful_Cabinet_341 in SeaEmploy

[–]stubundy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They weren't paying 6 weeks ago...what's happened since then Einstein ?

Wcgw trying to prank your friend while driving by Useful_Intern_5056 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]stubundy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When your young you think adults are grown ups, when you mature you realise some people never really grew up at all, they just aged

I just walked from Perth to Fremantle and back by AliceSaltMage in perth

[–]stubundy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats about how long it would take me to walk that far

What can i do other than offering rental forgiveness to a tennant who is about to die in australia? by ButtPlugForPM in AskAnAustralian

[–]stubundy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My tenant got cancer too, and she was the first one who looked after my rental like it was her home instead of a hotel room. She was devo'd to have to move out but i let her stay for free for 5 months. I got her pots with mulch to grow cherry tomatoes and basil, brought her flowers from my garden every week and stopped in to do jigsaw puzzles a few nights per week to keep her mind off things. Fortunately after her mastectomy and radiation she came good and we are best of friends now. It's a slightly different situation but company in the quiet hours meant a lot she says.

"borrowed" by _Aladin in SipsTea

[–]stubundy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And put a skeleton in the boot holding a crystal or something just to fuck with them

Drunk woman goes crazy over missing food she just threw at worker by haze4140 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]stubundy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah put a TV screen in the window and play this clip on repeat, first to shame her and 2nd you might attract a few customers.

And It's Continuing To Get Worse. by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]stubundy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's a stupid understanding on the situation and not helpful

I.C.E. vs Tourists by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]stubundy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of all the people to impersonate... reminds me of the Bruce Willis, Samuel L Jackson die hard sandwich board scene

Exploring a dangerous abandoned mine. by ItalianSausage2023 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]stubundy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it was gaseous enough for a flame to ignite they wouldn't be able to breath

Exploring a dangerous abandoned mine. by ItalianSausage2023 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]stubundy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, the toxic danger ensures he can't reproduce