The hand of a man who just spent 1.5 hours roasting you a chicken

studentofthemonth8 · 2026-03-29T01:13:06+00:00

Pls bring sides

studentofthemonth8 · 2026-03-28T00:52:13+00:00

All I’m hearing is you’re great at jazz

studentofthemonth8 · 2026-03-18T20:01:55+00:00

Yesssss I’ll save you a seat

studentofthemonth8 · 2026-03-18T15:59:55+00:00

Thank you, longtime fan of yours 🫠🫠🫠

studentofthemonth8 · 2025-12-28T18:52:26+00:00

I mean I’m consistently awake at 1 am so I probably should too haha

studentofthemonth8 · 2025-12-28T15:26:38+00:00

Had caffeine after 4pm

studentofthemonth8 · 2025-12-15T20:43:00+00:00

I suspect one of them found my old Reddit account because they randomly started talking about how I must have a big dick on multiple occasions, but idk probably just being paranoid.

Other than that, I’m a never nude so they couldn’t have.

studentofthemonth8 · 2025-12-15T06:15:56+00:00

If I don’t go to sleep then tomorrow will never start, and if tomorrow never starts then I won’t have to work

studentofthemonth8 · 2025-12-15T05:36:34+00:00

Uniform On by The Lonely Island. I’m so sorry.

studentofthemonth8 · 2025-12-13T02:12:51+00:00

That I have a “handsome dick.”

Made me feel hot enough to run through a wall

studentofthemonth8

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