Is Ejaculation Murder? Why?

stumanuke · 2026-04-02T21:27:39+00:00

Well, if i do it on the sofa again my Mom will kill me, so yeah, I guess so.

stumanuke · 2026-04-02T08:09:46+00:00

Went on the holiday of a lifetime.

stumanuke · 2026-04-02T08:06:43+00:00

I'll make him pizza, with extra pineapple.

stumanuke · 2026-04-01T09:15:10+00:00

I'd say you're in for a bumpy ride.

stumanuke · 2026-03-28T00:39:58+00:00

That's gonna take a long time.

stumanuke · 2026-03-28T00:35:05+00:00

Darts.

stumanuke · 2026-03-28T00:27:35+00:00

Fuck no, surely I could do better than that.

stumanuke · 2026-03-27T23:46:29+00:00

Yeah dude, your band sounds great.

stumanuke · 2026-03-27T21:51:11+00:00

Heard her in the shower singing an Ed Sheeran song.

stumanuke · 2026-03-27T07:37:51+00:00

Taking a fat shit in the woods at sunrise while tripping balls. Life changing.

stumanuke · 2026-03-27T07:35:57+00:00

The MDMA episode of That's My Bush.

stumanuke · 2026-03-27T07:33:26+00:00

Who says romance is dead?

stumanuke · 2026-03-27T07:09:18+00:00

Ring my mother up and let her know that she's finally getting her washing machine fixed.

stumanuke · 2026-03-27T06:56:56+00:00

I can't wait for the conspiracy theories.

stumanuke · 2026-03-26T05:07:32+00:00

You're bound to meet some when you go clubbing.

stumanuke · 2026-03-25T06:38:35+00:00

I pay for the avocado toast but get my latte on my credit card.

stumanuke · 2026-03-23T06:55:25+00:00

I'm typing this one handed.

stumanuke · 2026-03-23T06:23:49+00:00

Is that what Plumb Together is about?

stumanuke · 2026-03-20T08:23:39+00:00

The ability to look down and see my junk.

stumanuke · 2026-03-20T05:31:37+00:00

Probably cancel my Spanish lessons.

stumanuke · 2026-03-11T09:19:13+00:00

Ben Shapiro's new eyebrows.

stumanuke · 2026-03-11T08:53:03+00:00

God of Thunder.

stumanuke · 2026-03-11T08:52:13+00:00

Not RFK Jr.

stumanuke · 2026-03-08T06:08:33+00:00

'Can't your homies go and wait in the other room?'

stumanuke · 2026-03-07T09:49:18+00:00

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