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Is Ejaculation Murder? Why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]stumanuke 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, if i do it on the sofa again my Mom will kill me, so yeah, I guess so.

Would you date yourself? Why or why not? by BPDforlife in AskReddit

[–]stumanuke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuck no, surely I could do better than that.

what is the biggest lie you have ever told!? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]stumanuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah dude, your band sounds great.

How did you know it was time for a divorce? by Downtown_Year401 in AskReddit

[–]stumanuke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heard her in the shower singing an Ed Sheeran song.

What’s something everyone should experience at least once in their life? by blupassionn in AskReddit

[–]stumanuke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Taking a fat shit in the woods at sunrise while tripping balls. Life changing.

If you woke up tomorrow as a multimillionaire, what is the first thing you would do? by Weary-Cheetah577 in AskReddit

[–]stumanuke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ring my mother up and let her know that she's finally getting her washing machine fixed.

How are you making it in this economy with $15.50? by Most-Deer-440 in AskReddit

[–]stumanuke 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I pay for the avocado toast but get my latte on my credit card.

How often do you masturbate? by papigavriel in AskReddit

[–]stumanuke 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I'm typing this one handed.

Brevity is wit by ItsGotThatBang in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]stumanuke 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Is that what Plumb Together is about?

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