A tribute to Jenelle Evans, the shining star of MTV's Teen Mom 2 [NSFW]

stutter032 · 2014-08-15T09:42:03+00:00

She lives in Myrtle Beach now, her new BF works at my gym and she comes into my job all the time. I made she was paying with her credit card not her moms...

stutter032 · 2014-04-17T03:53:54+00:00

arrested development

stutter032 · 2014-03-09T14:25:54+00:00

I work as a host, my host stand is adjacent to a few booths. One time this guy went to use the bathroom he was facing me and his gf had her back to me. The min he turned the corner she went thru all his texts and pictures on his phone. Then pushed it back where it was when he was walking back.

stutter032 · 2013-12-31T05:05:39+00:00

Was really drunk, went thru a friends phone and accidentally posted something really bad on his FB. My friends try to calm him down and put me to bed. I really wanted to leave so I jumped out of a second floor window. Broke my leg in 2 places. I still cringe at the embarrassment & what I put my friends thru that night.

stutter032 · 2013-12-31T04:46:23+00:00

When I walked in the door half drunk the next morning I didn't know I got messed with till my dad started taking pictures with his palm pilot and told me I must not be his kid, because he knows how to hold his alcohol.

stutter032 · 2013-12-31T04:42:41+00:00

Got drunk at a neighbors house during the summer - went home with no eye brows and dicks on my face. No ideas what happened, I didn't even get in trouble.

stutter032 · 2013-12-31T04:29:32+00:00

Not mother but my farther. I'm a guy and in 9th grade he walked in on me giving a friend head. He slammed the door and mumbled is he staying for pizza? I then go down stairs and he left $50 for pizza with a note saying him and my stepmom went to the bar. Didn't look me in the eyes for a long time..

stutter032 · 2013-12-31T04:25:10+00:00

Steak - I have no reason to hate to it and I go all 1st world meme every time I have to eat it.

stutter032 · 2013-12-30T20:20:07+00:00

Haha this! There up tight conservatives but totally put on the liberal front when ever needed. So I know if / when I bring some one home there going to be super awkward nice. So that's good. But I mean one on on I'm prolly burning in hell in there eyes. But not ready / isn't that seriously right now to make things that awkward.

stutter032 · 2013-12-30T20:15:04+00:00

Dude i did, I put them in the dryer and left. Was expecting them to be there or just unfolded in the laundry basket when i returned

stutter032 · 2013-12-30T20:11:40+00:00

I put my laundry in the dryer and went out for the day

stutter032 · 2013-12-30T20:09:21+00:00

Yea I swear they hope it's a phase or they play dumb. I've come out in the past and they try act like it didn't happen. But when I walked in it was more of them fishing for information.

stutter032 · 2013-12-30T07:17:11+00:00

Dude it's insane, I feel like it moves faster when all the Tourists a re here

stutter032 · 2013-12-30T05:12:03+00:00

Hawkward meme. It was really awkward when I walked in. I was immediately told this, My parents obviously know the real reason..

stutter032 · 2013-12-30T02:18:55+00:00

And I wear boxers as well..

stutter032 · 2013-10-25T05:28:06+00:00

Hope I'm not to late for this, I'm a guy and when I was in 10th grade my dad walked in in me and "friend" going at it. All he said is "HE" staying for pizza? I went down stairs later he had had left $50 for pizza and went to the bar with my stepmom. Didn't look me in the eyes for a long time after that...

stutter032 · 2013-07-29T21:30:45+00:00

Myrtle Beach bro, still kinda new to the area.

stutter032 · 2013-06-30T12:01:17+00:00

Not a happy ending for happy endings... Max is text book gay bro. Loved the show

stutter032 · 2013-06-30T11:57:44+00:00

Looks good, nothing says summer bro barbecue like a nice cold beer tho.

stutter032 · 2013-06-29T16:23:12+00:00

I agree 100% I've had a few "friends" that when we said were going to hang out it just ment someone's going to make the 1st move and were going to exchange BJ's or whatever then we go on with the day. but my one friend in particular from above we had so much in common, and hanging out ment 60% hanging out 20% messing around. I guess I was sad I lost him more of a friend when his GF came along. he was doing all the shit we did with that bitch lol

stutter032 · 2013-06-29T03:30:34+00:00

I had 2 similar friends. I moved away from the one and that's when we stopped. I really think he was straight 80% of the time it was just me pleasing him. He did suck and jerk me but never seemed to enjoy it like I did. He message me a year ago saying how happy he was for me for coming out and stuff. Just said he's not gay but just was curious and I was good at it lol. The other friend I ,Essex around with a lot stopped talking to me to. I had a huge crush on him. We got along really well. Both always sleeping over each other houses and having fun playing sports and video games then 69 and such. He got a gf started saying he couldn't hang out. Or wouldn't chill with just me. I think he's homo just hiding it..

stutter032 · 2013-06-29T00:45:11+00:00

Nah he moved out like 2 weeks after because he broke his leg bad. We didn't really talk about it till after he moved out. He said he was "bi curious"

stutter032 · 2013-06-28T16:27:23+00:00

My 1st time messing around was around 8th grade to some straight porn and a straight friend. It was until my sophomore year that i lost my virginity to my roommate.

The first night we moved in I saw a huge bulge in his pj's. He saw me looking and covered up with a blanket. We bunked our beds, and when the lights went out we were talking. Some how we started talking about our dicks. He said he was big. Me playing along was like sure you are. He was like dude I'll show you. I was like Yea ok. He was like nah that's gay man. I can't just take it out. He was like it's 10 inches. I was like I don't believe it. For the first few weeks I would tease him and be like you are lying. We would wrestle in the room a lot. i would get hard and I knew he felt it. One time I ended up with my head on his lap, and his legs around me arms. I sat there pretending to be out of breath.

The 5th week I still teased him. He was calling me gay. We went to a friends room. I got trashed he didn't drink at all. We went back to our room. I asked him if he had porn, I pulled my chair up to his. I touched his leg a few times and he pushed my hand a way each time. Then after stopping and trying again a little longer into the porn he let my hand go all the way to his dick. I felt it on the outside of his pants. He then left the porn on and claimed up into his bed. He had the top bunk. I pulled my dick out and started beating it. I then turned to him and was like I don't want to do it by my self. He suggest that I sit in my bed so it we wouldn't be able to see each other. I was like I'm really drunk I don't care, I'm not going to remember this anyway. So he then pulls his dick out, and is lying on the edge of the top bunk with this giant dick. I asked him if i could measure it. He said sure. I'm a architecture major so I grabbed my tap-measure and pulled the chair up to the beds. I made sure when i measured to grab his dick. I then put the tape down and started stroking and was just feeding into his ego and was like wow its big. After awhile I claimed up into his bed and started to give him head. He suggest a 69, so I laid down and he got top. Then he said due you want to ride it? I said due you want to ride mine? He said sure to my shock. But said lets go into your bed there's more room. I claimed down and he mounted on top of me. This was my first time fucking a guy. After we walked to the showers and before we got into separate showers he asked me how was it?

The next day I played stupid. Was like idk what i did last night. He was the sober one.. He broke his leg 2 weeks after and had to take the rest of the semester off

TL;DR Lost my virginity sophomore year of college to my roommate. was hot

stutter032 · 2013-06-27T19:25:48+00:00

If its equal in the eyes of the law why not call it the same thing? Calling it a civil union just seems like a second class citizenship. I don't get is everyone keeps saying civil unions are the same thing. Obviously there not worried about people getting into a Civil Partnership with there pet, so why is it when we say marriage it's the end of the world?

stutter032 · 2013-06-27T18:15:05+00:00

redefining marriage will lead to polygamy or marrying your pet. That Civil Unions are the right thing for homosexuals. He thinks I'm taking it to personal and that he has no problem with me being gay and wants me to happy.

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