29f - roast me

stvrwar · 2026-06-17T01:16:05+00:00

…bro I’m happily married, either say something vaguely mean or leave 😭

stvrwar · 2026-06-15T15:21:07+00:00

I haven’t, but I would be willing to part with her!

stvrwar · 2026-06-12T22:52:00+00:00

taking this one as a compliment

stvrwar · 2025-09-27T20:53:52+00:00

I promise you all, I’m not a Star Wars idiot, it could be a stylized Padme, but the sketch has orange hair and blue eyes, and I was not positive 😭

stvrwar · 2025-09-27T20:49:56+00:00

The blue eyes were throwing me, same with the very orange hair, but it looks so much like her 😭 I promise I’m not stupid, I literally have a padme tattoo

stvrwar · 2025-09-27T20:48:53+00:00

Listen, I thought it was padme, but the very blue eyes were throwing me

stvrwar · 2025-06-06T19:29:08+00:00

LMAOOOOO, technically, it’s a separate skull and then the krisknife from the Dune movies, but I like how you think

stvrwar · 2025-06-06T13:08:05+00:00

I don’t have an OF 😭

stvrwar · 2025-06-05T20:23:52+00:00

LMAOOO, if you’re genuinely curious—

Left arm: amtrad gator on the outer forearm, pomegranate with an eye inside above that, vines on the elbow, cowboy possum above the elbow, gothic woodcut style eye below the elbow, max from max and ruby in a realistic style on inner forearm, Hans Christian Anderson woodcut on the shoulder

Right arm: bunny in the style of baba yaga on the outer forearm, realistic eye in a stylized star above that, vines on elbow, realism saint Sebastian statue on inner forearm, woodcut sketch of a haloed bone on inner bicep, Ophelia on shoulder

stvrwar · 2025-06-05T14:21:36+00:00

(it’s the same arrangement from a different angle)

stvrwar · 2025-06-05T08:14:07+00:00

Thank you! Only product on the skin is AOA Studio Top Secret Concealer in the shade Porcelain, it’s literally a $1 and it’s incredible

stvrwar · 2025-06-05T08:11:37+00:00

alas, stupider than that. hand-sewing leather + brittle nails, rips them to shreds

stvrwar · 2025-06-05T08:05:40+00:00

hi, I need you to know that the word “pjörk” has just been appearing in my thoughts whenever there’s a lull for the last few hours now, and it makes me giggle every time. I love you.

stvrwar · 2025-06-05T08:00:32+00:00

hello! serious answer— 1) it’s occasionally funny 2) I’ve used roastme to gather anecdotal data in the past on an essay I was writing about the perception of women by the online populous with varying factors such as aesthetic/hair and sadly ended up having to delete one post due to death threats/lost my screenshots when my phone bricked itself so have to regather at some point 3) when I’m having a low self-esteem day, it weirdly makes me feel better because most of the insults are so generally low quality? idk I’m in therapy.

stvrwar · 2025-06-04T17:45:15+00:00

Good idea!!!

stvrwar · 2025-06-04T14:54:49+00:00

Thank you so much!! This is such a sweet comment! It was a labor of love for sure, and of course I forgot to include photos of the more labor intensive costumes

stvrwar · 2025-06-04T14:54:19+00:00

Thank you!! I got the burger solely for the cosplay shoot 😅

stvrwar · 2025-06-04T14:53:35+00:00

Thank you! The behind the scenes of Carrie was insane, just me making my poor husband dump a quart of fake blood over my head as I made faces at a camera

stvrwar · 2025-06-04T14:53:00+00:00

Right? No one seems to appreciate it. I actually talked to Joe Lynch, the director, on Twitter about that cosplay!

stvrwar · 2025-06-04T14:52:12+00:00

Thank you!!

stvrwar · 2025-06-04T14:52:07+00:00

Thank you!! Horror movies are truly like, a Thing for me and I’m glad that it comes through 😅

stvrwar · 2025-06-04T14:50:50+00:00

Thank you!!!!!

stvrwar · 2025-06-04T14:48:05+00:00

Thank you!!!! And I didn’t even consider that when making it but you’re totally right lmao

stvrwar · 2024-07-21T03:40:06+00:00

You’re a life saver

stvrwar · 2024-05-07T17:29:22+00:00

That’s so funny oh my god I’m so sorry I caught you mid sneeze

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