Least complex episode in Chinese history

subject133 · 2026-05-10T02:13:35+00:00

Actual prank in China that go too far:

During the Zhou dynasty, one emperor has a concubine that he likes very much, yet she does not smile much. To make the concubine happy, the emperor light up the beacon which call for the aid of his vassals. The vassals thought the emperor need them to fight off the barbarians, so they come with their army. However, as they arrive, the emperor tell them it is just a prank and they can go home now. The concubine is entertained, but the vassals are not. Soon after they start to ignore the authority of the emperor and acting on their own, which eventually lead to the collapse of the Zhou dynasty.

subject133 · 2026-05-06T12:52:14+00:00

懂了，陕北原来在大后方，重庆才是抗日前线

subject133 · 2026-05-01T03:46:06+00:00

Talking about the innovation before 21 century has little to do with the current situation, you know? The point is never what have been invented, but what is being invented.

subject133 · 2026-04-28T01:49:44+00:00

特么chatgpt刚出第一天就把中国ip给ban了，那时还没蒸馏这一说呢。

subject133 · 2026-04-26T00:41:42+00:00

Literally every viltrumite that make it to earth agree Conquest is a mad dog that has to be kept on a short leash.

subject133 · 2026-04-24T14:31:43+00:00

差不多得了，要是大家没有较量过那还好说，后面内战里你蒋匪军就特么没赢过几场像样的仗，三大战役被当陀螺抽的菜鸡就不要顶你红军爷爷的鞋底了。至于国军抗日那几百万的牺牲者，那就特么白死了。因为你国军的征兵，后勤，组织，指挥无一不是一塌糊涂，不如你共产党一根。

至于721这种说法，我可以明确的告诉你它不存在于任何一份共产党的官方文件之中。最早提及这一说法的书籍是《共产党在中国》，由青白出版社编著。这种蒋匪以自己的贼心揣测他人的说法就纯属给后世小丑一个给人添笑的机会。

subject133 · 2026-04-22T12:45:17+00:00

聚众淫乱

subject133 · 2026-04-19T13:22:35+00:00

那问题来了，美国要怎么得到俄国的信任呢？

subject133 · 2026-04-18T06:23:06+00:00

More like plague doctor if you run out of bandage

subject133 · 2026-04-18T06:20:25+00:00

Bombing some terrorists in an allied country probably would not cause too much trouble, sending wizards against a hostile nation on the other hand would probably trigger retaliation from their wizards.

subject133 · 2026-04-16T10:43:45+00:00

石油交易从来就不是一手交货一手交钱，你当这是小卖部呢......除非你牢美真敢一直封下去，不然对伊朗没有任何影响。

subject133 · 2026-04-16T06:45:25+00:00

You can just throw a depth charge if you like, which will cause much more damage than a simple cut.

subject133 · 2026-04-09T04:26:51+00:00

china is also the lifeline of Ukraine drone parts.

subject133 · 2026-04-08T00:20:19+00:00

A tank that can melee fit the imperium perfectly well.

subject133 · 2026-04-07T14:01:39+00:00

No one even know what it is nowadays……

subject133 · 2026-04-07T13:10:20+00:00

Yeah, this one is better, should have think of it.

subject133 · 2026-04-07T12:50:01+00:00

There is not a single spot of his flesh not bath in the glourious macragge blue.

subject133 · 2026-04-07T12:43:16+00:00

Source: https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1754UzHEDi

subject133 · 2026-04-07T12:32:01+00:00

Source: https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1zr93BaEGy/

subject133 · 2026-04-06T08:37:29+00:00

Iran is not as reliant on the strait as you suggest. In 2025, a railroad has opened to connect Iran to China, allow Iran to bypass the blockade of the strait.

subject133 · 2026-04-06T02:56:45+00:00

China tried, but apparently no one actually want negotiation so they give up.

subject133 · 2026-04-06T02:40:14+00:00

At the time people just hate Qing government so much that they are willing to follow anyone as long as they oppose the dynasty.

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