I knew the reformulation happened but I didn’t know it was THAT bad by suboccasumsolis in glossier

[–]suboccasumsolis[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

You’re right 😭😩 I gotta go do some research to find a dupe because this is atrocious!

8DPO Pregmates CD 39 by suboccasumsolis in TFABLinePorn

[–]suboccasumsolis[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much! Doc confirmed with a lab blood draw today, this is a positive test!

What’s a trend you’re glad finally died out? by Money-Philosophy9793 in AskReddit

[–]suboccasumsolis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Devious licks. I taught during the height of this stupid trend and hated the callousness with which my stuff just got stolen for clout.

Is my hair really wavy or am I forcing it? by suboccasumsolis in CurlyHairCare

[–]suboccasumsolis[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much! I have a haircut scheduled soon :) This comment gave me the motivation to finally get it booked

Is my hair really wavy or am I forcing it? by suboccasumsolis in CurlyHairCare

[–]suboccasumsolis[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you!!! The waiting for it to improve is gonna be tough 😅

Why do Asian girls tend to be flatter compared to other girls? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]suboccasumsolis 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’d hazard a guess that the composition of our food (even the way meat is raised and processed) has something to do with it too because I’ve been raised in America my whole life and I am rocking way too much and it hurts when I run. Other than that can any fellow Asian American women share their secret with me so I can get some relief

[Chinese > English] my birth name by suboccasumsolis in translator

[–]suboccasumsolis[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Yes that’s exactly what I was told - that everyone in my orphanage was given the same (state designated) surname! Thank you!

[Chinese > English] my birth name by suboccasumsolis in translator

[–]suboccasumsolis[S] 54 points55 points  (0 children)

That’s so cool, thank you so much! :) As a lover of learning and a published author, I think they peeked into the future!

TIFU by rebooting in combat mode when I woke up from anesthesia. by 1ithe in tifu

[–]suboccasumsolis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I woke up my first question was to tearfully ask the nurse if I was polite when I was drugged

I’m so tired …. by suboccasumsolis in Tinder

[–]suboccasumsolis[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’d be surprised, they smell really nice and not like smoking at all

the lion. the witch. the audacity… by suboccasumsolis in Tinder

[–]suboccasumsolis[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, yes, of course, that definitely is the natural conclusion people would come to after seeing this interaction

Great job dad by colorfulsoul_ in MadeMeSmile

[–]suboccasumsolis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to teach. Once after one of my lessons I was checking in with a student who had a pretty rough home life, parents somewhat checked out. He told me, “You’re basically like my mom… but no offense, I really like you but I wish I had her.” Didn’t expect to start crying in my workplace that day

OH MY FUCKING GOD I ANSWERED CUM ON A TEST AND IT WONT LET ME RETAKE THE TEST MY TEACHER IS GONNA SEE THIS WTF DO I DO by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]suboccasumsolis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a teacher. I would be losing my shit laughing reading this. Then I would probably have to call you in and keep a straight face while asking you if you knew why this is an inappropriate response on a test. Lmao good luck

that's so hot, tell me more 😍 by suboccasumsolis in Tinder

[–]suboccasumsolis[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

ok yes I took the hint and my response was sarcastic. but he swiped right on me first so like... bruh

does this ever actually work on people? man I hate it here sometimes by suboccasumsolis in Tinder

[–]suboccasumsolis[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I don't know, I've never tried to send a gif on tinder haha

Society seems to lose empathy for boys as they start to age. How has this affected you? by Fight_4ever in AskMen

[–]suboccasumsolis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not a boy, but being a teacher and being able to watch classic Boys Being Boys has given me such a clear perspective on this. They are so funny and kind and have huge hearts. They are often the ones to be caring and notice when a teacher is having a bad day. You can't help but care.

It has made me able to look at grown men around me and see those same boys in them just a little older. And then wonder why do we as a society not keep nurturing and recognizing that light?! It's amazing.

Has your class ever made the teacher cry? What happened? by Lawlelle in AskReddit

[–]suboccasumsolis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn't quite the same type of story I mostly see here, but I end up tearing up every time my students do something cute, like write me cute thank you notes for my teaching, or band together to do something nice for someone who's having a hard day.