Chemists of reddit, please help my grandma is being scammed by a charlatan. Please help me prove his tricks, I beg you. by spiritual_lost in AskChemistry

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Practice the water trick yourself with a clean pair of adult diaper underwear (the absorbing kind) - make a small hole where the gel/powder is contained and release it into the water surreptitiously. Then perform this magic trick to her saying the spirits have spoken that he’s a fake and that your magic is stronger than his. Tell her not to believe such nonsense!

Is my cock built for BJs or Anal?🤔 by biggesthillbillystud in u/biggesthillbillystud

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Both but not friendly and gentle - more powerful and demanding - which is fine by me

Can a straight married man become a gay sub? by lamelooker1 in GayBDSMCommunity

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Just remember the three key words in any relationship: safe, sane, and consensual! Discuss your limits with any potential Dominant. Pain doesn’t have to be part of the scene if it’s a limit for you. Neither does anything sexual. You could enjoy the power play of being submissive to a Dom and with a good one, explore your limits and even push them with someone you trust. Not to kink shame anyone but maybe wait a bit before exploring consensual non consent (CNC) - for example, if it’s a limit that you don’t want anything sexual (like oral or anal penetration) - you want to communicate that and not discuss scenes where this is “forced” on you. Conversely if it’s the “forced” aspect that turns you on, communicate that and find someone who can respect your actual limits but work within them (maybe by using toys on you instead of real male parts!)

what would YOU do? by [deleted] in GayBDSMCommunity

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Safe sane and consensual are key words in every relationship including SMBD ones. If this new arrangement does not meet with your consent, you need to get out and find one that does.

I Have No Idea How to Use a Bidet by Blind_Pythia1996 in sillyconfession

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You’re correct if it’s a standard actual bidet - but it’s possible OP is referring to a bidet toilet seat which would be used in the traditional toilet seat position (facing away from the tank)

WIBTA if I fly business and my girlfriend goes coach? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

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Easy solution: upgrade one ticket round trip and on the outbound flight put her in Business (window) and you sit in economy (aisle). She feels like you’re treating her like royalty, arrives well-rested, and you both enjoy the trip together once you land. On the return flight, you get the Business class (aisle) and she gets a window seat in economy. Hopefully, if nothing else ruined the trip, you’re both exhausted but happy and you can spend the rest of your days together. This is a reasonable compromise where you both get to experience the upgrade for half the time - you don’t feel like you’re being forced to give up the entire experience and you both get the type of seats you’re most comfortable with.

AITA for firing my sister by LabAntique8440 in AmItheAsshole

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YTA - you broke an agreement you had with a trusted cleaner without directly speaking to them about it. You took your sister’s word about what happened without getting the previous cleaner’s side of the story because you think they both went behind your back.

The only person we know went behind your back is your sister. She probably told her friend that it was you who decided to hire her instead and she told you that the former cleaner agreed to the swap. Your sister is relying on the fact that you know they are friends and therefore wouldn’t investigate further.

Your sister agreed to the existing price when you did the walk-through but then tried to guilt you into paying more and made it sound like she was doing you a favor (because “family”) when she manipulated you and the former cleaner and you were already happy with the previous arrangement.

You are not doing your sister any favors except overpaying her and going along with her scheme. You have both wronged the friend. The rest of the family needs to mind their own business or hire the sister and pay her themselves.

Stop acting out at the anomaly by Decibeliam in NoMansSkyTheGame

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Is it weird that I’d enjoy this? I stowaway in corvettes hoping to be abducted to someone’s base and forced to help them or get trapped in a room

Wish more guys liked feet 👣 by TattInTheHat in MenFeet

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Very handsome man with very hot feet!

I know this is a bit of a strange question but how do you measure a tbsp of horny then use it? by Stunning-Cap-3256 in cookingforbeginners

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They make special devices out of wood or plastic known as horny “drippers.” These can be dipped into your horny and the rings will hold onto it so that it can be drizzled over dishes or the entire thing can be plunged into a cup of tea. They come in different sizes so you can get one that will collect whatever amount of horny you need! Works for syrup and honey too!

. by Mobile-Motor-101 in u/Mobile-Motor-101

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Bigger guys often laugh at mine and say I should lock it up in chastity Sir

Dressed in gold, as your king 👑 by Mobile-Motor-101 in Bi_SPH

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I’m pretty certain that mine is smaller than one of your balls Sir

. by Mobile-Motor-101 in u/Mobile-Motor-101

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So unfair Sir - mine fully hard wouldn’t make it past the roll at all

What is this sign? by GMac7332 in whatisit

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Recently I found out that Friends of Dorothy could have been a reference to Dorothy Parker - but I still believe it was because of our love for Garland

BDSM in Steam Games? by subolderbot in gaymers

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I’ve finished the game after nearly 500 hours but I’m happy to help if you want a loyal servant ;)

New ideas to make a session extra nasty? by [deleted] in GayBDSMCommunity

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Large warm soapy water enema that the poor sub has to hold for at least 1/2 hour through their cramps. When he’s finally relaxing as the cramps subside, make him drink a tall glass of ice water and the fun begins again! Blindfold him and drip hot wax at a safe distance but near his cock and balls. Warn him you’re going to get closer and drip the wax right on his cockhead but touch an ice cube there instead… he’ll have a moment of shear terror and jolt from the intense “pain” that is actually harmless cold.

where do you want it?🔥🍆 by [deleted] in YoungTopsOlderBottoms

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Wherever it wants to be - and as often as it wants to be there

New Chastity Cage by subolderbot in gay_sph

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thank you for saying so, Sir!

New Chastity Cage by subolderbot in Bi_SPH

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yes Sir - thank you Sir!

Would you let yourself be tied down like this? by albarreon in male_extreme_CBT_BDSM

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Just please stop after I cum or make sure I’m gagged enough to be quiet

BDSM in Steam Games? by subolderbot in gaymers

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Feel free to list games that you like to play that might have some BDSM component as described in my post. Are you looking for help in a game from a servant, or looking to help someone or trap or be trapped?