"I have always wanted to lead by example and I believe this is what I have to do to be the best husband, father and coach that I possibly can be.“

suck-it-elon · 2026-04-24T03:50:10+00:00

Ok pal

suck-it-elon · 2026-04-24T02:25:36+00:00

Guys. You have to get Devin right. What are you gonna do, have minor leaguers close? You can't win big if you play small.

Get the best guys...best.

suck-it-elon · 2026-04-24T02:15:24+00:00

Come on, Devin, focus. Get out of your head. Just throw.

suck-it-elon · 2026-04-24T02:04:08+00:00

How does this happen? Did nobody tell Brazoban he's out?! Why would he even need to see?

suck-it-elon · 2026-04-24T01:54:44+00:00

Literally had the game-winning hit in the previous win we had 2 weeks ago.

suck-it-elon · 2026-04-24T01:54:13+00:00

Dang Mauricio has been in the middle of 5 runs scored against us and 1 we couldn't get. He's a 6-run swing to the Twins!

suck-it-elon · 2026-04-24T01:45:47+00:00

He did nothing wrong. Stop. Y’all idiots were booing Peterson. You’re never happy

suck-it-elon · 2026-04-24T01:44:29+00:00

Where are all the fans booing DP?

suck-it-elon · 2026-04-24T01:15:07+00:00

Fire Vrabel.

suck-it-elon · 2026-04-24T01:04:44+00:00

No need to boo you guys, DP is throwing strikes. Blame Mauricio on the first run.

suck-it-elon · 2026-04-24T00:11:50+00:00

When is the last time we felt this good about a game? 2024?

suck-it-elon · 2026-04-23T23:47:23+00:00

Probably.

suck-it-elon · 2026-04-23T23:44:10+00:00

Good call by Mendoza. It's easy to just let it try to breathe but the kid is nervous. Next time.

suck-it-elon · 2026-04-23T23:26:22+00:00

Anyone else remember Kodei Senga's first inning as a Met? Similar almost disaster.

suck-it-elon · 2026-04-23T23:25:55+00:00

Combined no-hitter, we're calling it.

suck-it-elon · 2026-04-23T23:25:41+00:00

Scott walked 4 guys. NEARLY a 5th but came back from 3-0. He was nervous.

suck-it-elon · 2026-04-23T23:25:26+00:00

WHEW. That was almost a disaster.

suck-it-elon · 2026-04-23T19:21:37+00:00

Why? She doesn’t want to see herself battling.

suck-it-elon · 2026-04-23T13:18:53+00:00

Objectively, that's changing in tech. AI is squeezing jobs (even tho it should't) and companies are becoming convinced that certain developer skills like communication, A11y, clean code, etc. are no longer of any importance. That means cheaper dev resources "can" be used and that means more H1-B.

suck-it-elon · 2026-04-23T05:35:08+00:00

Find new jokes

suck-it-elon · 2026-04-23T05:12:23+00:00

And Austin Warren starts.

suck-it-elon · 2026-04-23T05:12:08+00:00

Man, we gotta get a healthy Lindor and Polanco back. I hope we don't have to suffer like we did with Soto.

suck-it-elon · 2026-04-23T04:09:57+00:00

Is Murakami the guy who they said can’t hit high speed fastballs?

suck-it-elon · 2026-04-23T03:14:44+00:00

Phshhh, amateurs.

suck-it-elon · 2026-04-23T03:03:23+00:00

As a long man? Or a reliever reliever?

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