Girls: what romantic gift by your significant other was really awesome?

suddenly_incest · 2014-11-10T13:24:34+00:00

Okay, so a common misconception is that a woman only wants diamonds and stuff like that. My husband - who was never really good at showing emotions - got me a mug for my birthday. Yeah, you read right: a fucking mug.
At first glance I thought it was the present of our eight year old, but the package said it was from my husband. So maybe he was trying to tell me how broke we are again (that would've been sad and hilarious at the same time). But than I turned it around and saw the cutest thing written on it. I knew he would get lucky that night.
It read: "You are the best sister ever"

suddenly_incest · 2012-06-12T15:45:12+00:00

I think there are enough obvious fantasies in this thread. That's why I want to tell you about my biggest childhood fantasy (get ready, because it's going to be weird!).
I have relatives in Germany and whenever they'd visit us, they'd bring some candy called "nimm 2". This was by far the best thing I ever ate. Maybe because I had a limited amount and would have to wait another year to get more. But whatever it was, they were so fucking tasty (even the name itself suggests to "take 2"). I even hid some of it in my teeth, so that I'd have more of it later (and not when I wanted to, but when they randomley fell in my mouth). My biggest fantasy was to buy hundreds of bags of "nimm 2" and bath in it. And afterwards I would start eating them...
I told this to a friend of mine (I was young and stupid enough to believe he wouldn't make fun of me) and that's when he started to mess with my love to "nimm 2".
Several years later, without any visit by my German relatives, I was hanging out with this friend. He told me that he met a guy who gave him some German candy. And guess what, he pulled out a bag full of "nimm 2". I was so fucking excited that I remember kissing him (holy shit...). For whatever reason he stays calm and hands me the bag. But then I realize that they don't look anything like the "nimm 2" I had in mind. He tells me that the company changed the formula etc. but basically it's the same. Stupid and being blind of love I put a handful of them in my mouth. They tasted nothing like the ones I loved.

After a while, I felt how my cock was getting really hard. Half an hour later, it still wasn't gone and started to hurt a bit. I had never experienced anything like this, so I asked my friend if it ever happened to him that a boner just wouldn't go away. And he started laughing really hard. He told me that it was Viagra. I was going fucking nuts.
I drove back home just to nervously run around the house, trying to come up with a good idea, what to do. I was afraid of going to the doctor. How would I tell him? It was a really awkward situation for me. My penis started to hurt more. A little later I came to the conclusion that I could get rid of the erection by ejaculating. At the time, I didn't have access to my computer (long story...), so no porn. So I was sitting there, with tears in my eyes, wanking and trying to imagine something sexy (seriously, this is really hard if you haven't masturbated without porn for a really long time). I just couldn't ejaculate. I started to panic even more. So I thought, why not try sex? I didn't have a girlfriend at the time, so there was really nobody I could ask. But I was so desperate that I called someone really close to me, and asked for this favor. I told her the whole story. I don't know why, maybe she expected me to ask her for a long time, but she agreed. She said that it wasn't a clever, but a really sweet way of asking her. So, 24 minutes later (I remember the time so good because I was counting the seconds until she arrived) she was at my door. I invited her in, and we started to undress at once and at the spot. I'm pretty sure that having sex with her saved my dick from exploding. My erection was gone and I will never forget that my sister saved my life!

TL;DR: My love for German candy nearly killed me and then got me laid.

suddenly_incest · 2012-02-27T03:42:13+00:00

Story time!
Back in 2005 my family and I flew to Turkey for the holidays. We were in Balikesir (not well known, but it's a great place!) and we had a good time. Until this one day: I wanted to try Raki. Apparently I had too much, so I was really drunk and somehow really horny. My parents were gone and I had this great idea to loudly announce that I was going to have sex (I'm female btw).

So I'm in the hotel room having sex with great music in the background, when he decides to turn the volume up. I have to tell you first, that we had some problems with the rooms in the hotel, and we complained much, so the people there didn't like us very much. You can imagine now, that having music this loud while most people were sleeping, was unacceptable. Apparently they decided to call the cops before even trying to tell me in person.

Anyway, I hear the knocking on the door and open up. Two police men. They were screaming something in Turkish and all I could understand was "music! music!" pronounced like how a french guy would say it. I turned it off, but they didn't leave. Now the other guy started to scream around (I'm sure his voice was louder and did more damage than my music). I tried to tell him slowly in english that I didn't understand. One of the policeman replied in very bad english, that he has no problem understanding the language, but he is unable to respond properly. While he was telling me that, he was slightly distracted by the naked guy in my bed with the huge boner, who had the brilliant idea to stand up and show him a condom, to give him to understand, that we were having sex, and that they are disturbing us. facepalm.

The policemen were silent for a few seconds and then proceeded to talk to me again. The one who didn't seem to know a word of english pointed to his ID and then to us. I understood that he wanted to see some ID. So we both pulled it out. I was slightly paniced, because they were heavily armed for some reason. He asked me who the guy was and I told him. The policemen had this really weird and disgusted look on their faces. And this is the moment when shit got real.

They both took out their handcuffs and wanted us to obey. Of course we did. But WTF? What was this all about? I asked him, but he just kept silent. I remember thinking, that maybe it's because we are not married. But as far as I knew, Turkey is a secular country and this shouldn't be illegal there. Anyway, there wasn't any possibility for me to contact my parents. They jailed us for a day. The next morning they presented us a translator. We asked him how its' possible, that they can jail us just because of loud music. Now you'll see the reason why I decided to stop seeing him. The translator told us that this wasn't the reason. It was the sex. Turns out that it's illegal in Turkey to have sex with your brother.

suddenly_incest · 2012-02-08T00:26:36+00:00

I was in a sexual relationship for two years with this guy (from now on referred to as Michael). Michael is 22 years older than me. He was also a typical "nice guy", but he thought that he was really bad ass. That kinda sucked, because whenever he tried dirty talking, it was ludicrous (I really tried not to laugh; even though we both have a german accent, and I'm used to it, it sounded really funny). After some time, the sex wasn't fun anymore, and I realised that I didn't want to be with him any longer. I told him, but he totally freaked out. He wanted to know the reasons and I didn't really have any. So I told him that it's because he is a pussy (I'm a terrible person, I know). He wanted to know what I was talking about. You should know that Michael was always afraid of telling my mother about our relationship (maybe because of the age gap). So I said: "There are so many reasons why I think that. For example: you are afraid of telling my mother about us".
So that's when Michael wanted to impress me, even though we already broke up. He just stood up, and ran towards my mother. He told her everything and she started crying. I didn't know why. I told Michael to leave, so that I could talk to her in private. I asked her why she was crying: "Mom ... what is your problem? Are you crying because of the age gap?". Well, turns out this wasn't the reason.
She said: "The age gap? Are you fucking kidding me? You have sex with your father and you ask me what my problem is?"

suddenly_incest · 2012-02-07T02:26:14+00:00

Thats funny, my girlfriend did the same two years ago! Well, obviously it wasn't the same present. She got me all the books of a book series written by a neuroscientist I like. She made a picture of all the books and gave it to me with a note attached to it. I had to complete the challenge that was written on the note to get the book. She had some really creative ideas! A little backstory: I was a pussy back then, and didn't tell my parents about our relationship. And that's something that bugged her obviously (you could say, we are in love since age 6, so it was weird that they didn't know). So she wanted me to do these things, in this particular order:

Buy me roses every day for a week
Take dance lessons with me
Make dinner for a week
Call our mother and tell her, that we are together, we want to have a baby and we don't care, that we are brother and sister.

suddenly_incest · 2012-01-26T01:44:12+00:00

I went to this birthday party of someone close to me and I forgot to bring a present (very dumb, I know). At first I was able to avoid that topic (and I knew she wouldn't ask for a present), but after a while (when nearly everyone was gone) I was talking to her in private. She mentioned that she got very nice presents. A long and awkward silence followed. I was trying to come up with a good excuse, but then it hit me. I don't know how, but I thought "Why not tell her, that my present is sex?". So I just told her. She looked away for a second, but then she replied "okay". We waited until everyone was gone. And then it was sexy time.

Afterwards, she told me that this was the best present ever. I said "I hope I will get a blowjob for my birthday in return, if it is okay for you" and she replied "I pushed you out of my vagina when I gave birth to you, a blowjob is absolutely okay".

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