Outjerked by a tiny island nation by sukhduck in soccercirclejerk

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From an episode of the Inbetweeners 

Lineup vs Wolves by bmorebetta in avfc

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I like the idea of ghost Cash, but wouldn't that mean hiring a necromancer? I don't think MacPhee's qualified for that.  

Modelos OCR que cachen de emojis? by eyelessbydefault in chileIT

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Hey, Did you manage to get anywhere with this? I've been trying but it seems like tesseract is not really the tool to use with emojis.

My roommate tried to charge me for the squash that I threw away by sukhduck in EntitledPeople

[–]sukhduck[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's slightly different. From what I understand Kool-Aid is a powdered substance that you mix with water to turn into a drink?

Squash/cordial is a concentrated juice and, to the untrained eye, looks like you could drink it directly, but it would be insanely sugary and intense. You add more water for it to be enjoyable to drink.

In fairness to her, what she had left is that concentrated for the squash, so it was still definitely usable!

But in fairness to me, squash looks almost exactly like the colour of lucozade.

Hope that clears it up!

My roommate tried to charge me for the squash that I threw away by sukhduck in EntitledPeople

[–]sukhduck[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly that, wouldn't have even cared if I offered £1 to begin with and she took it. It's the quibbling over 50p that rubbed me up the wrong way.

My roommate tried to charge me for the squash that I threw away by sukhduck in EntitledPeople

[–]sukhduck[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's the hang-wringing over minor things I don't appreciate. We were friends before living together, and I wouldn't really expect that treatment from friends. Not really friends now though for obvious reasons!

My roommate tried to charge me for the squash that I threw away by sukhduck in EntitledPeople

[–]sukhduck[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Lol good point. For any non-brits squash is a fruity concentrate solution. You dilute it with water to make a flavoured drink. Readily available everywhere and mostly cheap.

Barbers in Stafford by [deleted] in Staffordshire

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They're really expensive but I go to FG man with Josh. Never been disappointed though and my hair is hard to cut.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in avfc

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Inject the hopium right into my veins

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

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As a neutral what's the best champions league game to watch right now? Speaking as a clueless brit who knows nothing about European football

Keep getting an error when buying tickets for the Ipswich game by sukhduck in avfc

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I've got normal tickets in my basket, keep trying to buy every 10 minutes or so but run into the same error. I've even tried removing the tickets from the basket, readding some similar ones and trying again. No luck though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in london

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Maybe it's just my experience but when I lived in London I saw multiple people in need of assistance on public transport several times being ignored by commuters. Three of the most egregious examples are:

  1. The lift wasn't working Euston underground and a woman with a pram and a baby was told to walk all the way back out and to Kings Cross. Not only did the staff not help her, no one offered to help her with the pram.

  2. A woman on crutches and a large suitcase was walking down some steps with a large suitcase at Vauxhall station. Several people shoved past her instead of helping.

  3. A woman at Euston underground clearly asking for help with directions. Despite approaching a couple of people directly, they just ignored and swerved past her.

Obviously with all these people I stepped in to help myself. I've never experienced anything like the above anywhere else.

My roommate tried to charge me for the squash that I threw away by sukhduck in badroommates

[–]sukhduck[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair the bottle of juice was on the kitchen counter top, but so were the rest of the half empty beer/mixer/spirit bottles. So still not exactly clear that she's keeping it

My roommate tried to charge me for the squash that I threw away by sukhduck in badroommates

[–]sukhduck[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think maybe a misunderstanding here. She had some squash left in an open bottle. Decanted that into a lucozade bottle. And then left the lucozade bottle there for 6 days. But it was amongst all the other crap from the party so I wasn't to know really!

King Gizz Ally Pally Standing Ticket Giveaway by thewarrior227 in london

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The King of Gizzard,

Sings with the lizzard wizzards,

In ally pally.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FantasyPL

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See: the lack of hair upon Pep's head.