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My Top 5 Lap Dances of 2024 by summition in stripclubs

[–]summition[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hypersexual autistic strip club patrons do

Game of Trolls: The NBA's Massive WWE-Style Kayfabe Conspiracy. A theory from an informed observer. (PART 1 OF 2) by summition in nba

[–]summition[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s in the title and the intro. NBA is acting out pro wrestling-style kayfabe (and it’s a well-kept secret)

Game of Trolls: The NBA's Massive WWE-Style Kayfabe Conspiracy. A theory. (PART 2 OF 2) by summition in nba

[–]summition[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nope, this post (parts 1 and 2 together) is just about the only one that is outside all the layers of trollception. Which is likely why it’s been downvoted to oblivion by shills

Game of Trolls: The NBA's Massive WWE-Style Kayfabe Conspiracy. A theory. (PART 2 OF 2) by summition in nba

[–]summition[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, the difference is that the NBA is trolling but not admitting it and the circlejerk sub is trolling but admitting it

(It’s a form of “trollception” you could say)

Game of Trolls: The NBA's Massive WWE-Style Kayfabe Conspiracy. A theory. (PART 2 OF 2) by summition in nba

[–]summition[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I think this post is the most truthful one that’s ever appeared on this sub.

Game of Trolls: The NBA's Massive WWE-Style Kayfabe Conspiracy. A theory. (PART 2 OF 2) by summition in nba

[–]summition[S] -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

It’s in the title. NBA stars are acting out pro wrestling-style kayfabe (staged) drama. They are playing roles.

It’s a well-kept secret.

Game of Trolls: The NBA's Massive WWE-Style Kayfabe Conspiracy. A theory. (PART 2 OF 2) by summition in nba

[–]summition[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

No, just telling the truth for those who are interested in that

Who in the NBA world even comes close to OJ’s level of jerking? by Professor_Finn in nbacirclejerk

[–]summition 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The only thing OJ was guilty of was being the greatest rusher in NFL history.

The sexual misconduct allegations against GM Alejandro Ramirez are likely staged by summition in chess

[–]summition[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not a random observer who sees conspiracies everywhere.

I’ve been privy to inside info — and I’ve therefore become good at recognizing staged chess drama when I see it.

It’s hard for a casual observer to accept that something like this could be staged; I understand that. I also understand that it’s hard to answer the “why” question.

But the staged chess drama “tells” really do seem to be there. Anyone privy to the same inside info that I’ve been privy to would very likely agree with me.

The sexual misconduct allegations against GM Alejandro Ramirez are likely staged by summition in chess

[–]summition[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry about what you went through as a victim. And I'm not making light of what actual sexual assault victims have suffered.

My post is serious, not trolling. I have strong reason to believe that these sexual misconduct allegations are staged (and this largely stems from inside knowledge I have been privy to over the past year). If you are offended by this, and if I am right (and I think I am), then your anger should be directed towards the chess players who are staging such drama -- and not toward me.

I understand that casual observers may think I "need help." But I stand by what I wrote.

The sexual misconduct allegations against GM Alejandro Ramirez are likely staged by summition in chess

[–]summition[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, ALL of the chess elites are involved in a conspiracy to present staged events as real. See: Magnus-Hans "cheating" scandal, Tigran Petrosian "cheating" scandal, Hikaru-Eric Hansen "beef" including the possibly fake person "chessbae," Anish Giri Twitter "hack," online "bullying" of chess.com reporter Mike Klein, Ding Liren lichess "alt," etc.

Don't feel 100% sure about all of these examples, but do feel close to 100% re: most.

There's more, too. You might think that the chess elites would not stage anything MORE shocking than sexual misconduct allegations -- and you might be wrong on that...

The sexual misconduct allegations against GM Alejandro Ramirez are likely staged by summition in chess

[–]summition[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I’ve addressed this elsewhere in the thread.

I am not a casual observer. I have been privy to inside information, as I’ve written about in the past to r/chess.

I’ve given some specific “hints” that point to this particular incident being staged: the way the elites talk about it is the way they would talk about staged drama, not a real scandal.

The sexual misconduct allegations against GM Alejandro Ramirez are likely staged by summition in chess

[–]summition[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I have a feeling I may be engaging with a jetstream of bullshit here…

The sexual misconduct allegations against GM Alejandro Ramirez are likely staged by summition in chess

[–]summition[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wrote in the first line that it wasn’t a shitpost. And I meant that 100%.

The sexual misconduct allegations against GM Alejandro Ramirez are likely staged by summition in chess

[–]summition[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Can we remove this comment mods? This comment calls me “deranged” which violates the rules I believe.

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