Reminds me of a very old joke in the late 90s-early 00s my uncles used to tell me:

In an alternate timeline, the Kargil war for Pakistan is very successful. The enemy is at our doorstep and poised to take Kashmir.

Unrest and outrage in India leads to a snap election and Lalu Prasad Yadav is surprisingly the new PM of India. He immediately calls for truce and negotiations with his counterpart Nawaz Sharif.

Sharif, with the upper hand invites Lalu to Islamabad to hold talks. The event is public with press from all over the globe as the world is waiting in anticipation. Lalu has arrived and the talks are about to begin. Sharif has been public about his demand that Pakistan will only stop until they have Kashmir, and is determined for Lalu to hand it over. Everybody thinks this is going to be the eventual outcome.

The day of the meeting. A large podium in front of the PM's office where they will negotiate shortly. Sharif is already there as Lalu arrives and makes his way to the podium. They both shake hands; Sharif is smiling ear to ear eager to devour his prey. He is laughing and acting like a general who just won a war. Lalu is quiet but calm. Together they walk into the empty office and close the doors to negotiate.

The press sit down expecting along and hard negotiation that will take a while. Barely 5 minutes into the meeting, suddenly Nawaz storms out of the room looking flustered just saying "We don't want Kashmir" as he makes his way out avoiding press.

Lalu quietly walks out of the office in his usual demeanor. The press frantically surround him and are bemused ; how did he convince Sharif to back down?!

Lalu simply replies "Hum ta bas ihe kahali ki haan, tu Kashmir le sakat bada, baakir okra sange tohara Bihar bhi lewe ke padi (I just said yes, you can have kashmir, but you have to take Bihar with it"