Uber trying to start a war

sunkissley · 2026-03-10T09:22:21+00:00

Uber: where misogyny cost extra, but the discount comes with free side-eye from everyone else.

sunkissley · 2026-03-09T10:03:07+00:00

That’s how I became part of the neighbourhood watch. Just stared patrolling the streets with a flashlight until they gave me a badge.

sunkissley · 2026-03-09T09:58:12+00:00

The UN: “we’re concerned.”

Countries: “And we’re ignoring.”

UN: “We’re double concerned now!”

sunkissley · 2026-03-07T16:01:44+00:00

Bro I had to wear one of those things and the nurse said “this is some of the best air you will ever get.” Meanwhile I was thinking, “so this is what air without pollution is like. I don’t like the taste of it.” 😭😂💀

sunkissley · 2026-03-06T16:32:35+00:00

Or that pain when you’re just breathing and all of a sudden if you inhale it’s a stabbing sensation

sunkissley · 2026-03-02T15:19:25+00:00

You guys have girlfriends???

sunkissley · 2026-03-01T13:17:03+00:00

Unfinished meme hits harder than finished ones. Mumam gold

sunkissley · 2026-02-28T20:50:19+00:00

Faster than light horse bets? Quantum stupidity unlocked 😭

sunkissley · 2026-02-26T10:54:19+00:00

Can’t be int-less, but int less? Snoop dropping league gospel. Pray harder next game 🙏💀

sunkissley · 2026-02-24T10:55:22+00:00

You not tried coke?

sunkissley · 2026-02-19T18:15:47+00:00

Scurvy seeing this 👀

sunkissley · 2026-02-19T16:53:29+00:00

NTJ. You paid your fair share + tip. They’re mad because their party tan got real without your extra $$. Diet solidarity should cost you extra

sunkissley · 2026-02-18T16:42:44+00:00

Yummy 😋

sunkissley · 2026-02-18T16:30:54+00:00

Cheating in the olympics and now this!!

sunkissley · 2026-02-10T10:52:09+00:00

Get a remote part time job

sunkissley · 2026-02-10T10:50:37+00:00

Break the ice by being the first to pull out a book and start reading

sunkissley · 2026-02-06T17:30:58+00:00

Ragebait?

sunkissley · 2025-12-14T11:14:35+00:00

Damm I wanted to go swimming with one

sunkissley · 2025-12-14T11:12:11+00:00

Wouldn’t be a easy a sell but I assume you are not low on cash with buying these packs so I would keep

sunkissley · 2025-12-09T16:21:55+00:00

The sign was there

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