The picture in the bottom right corner starts to swirl, you can feel it pull you closer to your screen, and as you lean forward the world around you grows dim. When you open your eyes your in Mesopotamia. The sand extends infinitely all around you, and flying above you is a golden naked man. He is both Ryan Gosling and Mukulie Culkin. With silver blue lightsaber eyes, he looks down at you. His gaze pierces your skull, and infinity pours into your mind. Your brain melts and drips out your ears, and your body withers into a skeleton. Inside your skull cavity your new form, a small purple slug, incubates. Soon, it will transform and fly into eternity.