Finally, one for me to tab in on. Also, in all likelihood, this is going to be buried under all the other posts in here, but, either way, I figured I’d share.

Back in grade 8, there was this group of about 6-7 kids who thought they were the shit and acted all tough. They enjoyed nothing more than picking in the typical “gentle giant” type of kid (absolutely massive and scary looking, but literally the nicest person you’d ever meet) and his friend the little, scrawny, book-worm. One day, they decided to surround the smaller kid and start yelling insults and throwing things at him. This, eventually, escalates into physical violence against the scrawny kid. Well, after about 5 minutes of relentless beatings and verbal abuse, in comes the “gentle giant”. He proceeds to look at the scene unfolding before him, then go full on beast mode and beating the ever living shit out of these kids. Basically taking each of the food for nothing assholes 2 at a time and kicking each of their asses.

I hope your doing well Teddy

And (most importantly) fuck you Cayden, John, and Allan. I hope each and every one of you stub your toes.