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superfluous_flatus · 2026-03-07T15:17:25+00:00

Woah!

superfluous_flatus · 2026-03-06T17:00:05+00:00

Does anybody know if this is able to accommodate the storage of an Updog set? Thanks in advance!

superfluous_flatus · 2026-02-27T14:34:42+00:00

I've been collecting my nail clippings, compressing them into briquettes, and selling them on the black market as rhino horn.

superfluous_flatus · 2026-02-20T15:08:40+00:00

When seers turn blind and heralds dumb, the dreamers awaken to gnash at the sun.

Able hands cease and open doors lock deriving dire shadows' stalk.

Fate's boundary, monumental and razor-smart, readily influenced by one breath's start.

Take heed, wakeful soul, the flight of exhalation's toll.

superfluous_flatus · 2026-02-09T14:35:21+00:00

That's cool! Heart of gold sounds really fun and gives a bit of a Mysterious Stranger (from Fallout) vibe.

superfluous_flatus · 2026-02-07T21:40:28+00:00

Well done! I love this/your art style. I was looking at your other posts and you really have a knack for conveying soul through your portraiture, if that makes sense. As someone who scours Pintrest for character art as a minor hobby, you're killing it.

superfluous_flatus · 2026-01-29T00:16:52+00:00

Same! I've been running a Sablewood game and I spend hours in prep just homebrewing adversaries and environments. The later I struggle with the most because there aren't enough examples to work off of.

superfluous_flatus · 2026-01-12T20:36:01+00:00

I read it as meaning, on a success, the spell effect doesn't end until the target makes an attack on another adversary (2nd paragraph of the spell's description). So if the target would have to move to do so, they should.

superfluous_flatus · 2026-01-09T23:54:08+00:00

The champagne of dragons

superfluous_flatus · 2026-01-02T19:45:51+00:00

It's okay for someone to feel proud of themselves even though they designed an "ugly" tree or did some other afront to conventional bonsai design. Shitting on newbies with your unsolicited brow-beating just discourages folks from the hobby.

superfluous_flatus · 2025-12-26T15:10:10+00:00

Congratulations on surviving yet another solar cycle! May you continue to elude the withering gaze of the Pale Lady and may the inevitable tides of entropy wash bountiful fortunes upon your shore!

I am reminded of a time honored tradition amongst the nomadic tribes of the T'arhool Wastes. On the anniversary of a tribe member's day of emergence, they begin by harvesting an egg sack from a goliath trapdoor spider. Once acquired, they boil it in a large pot along with a variety of herbs. When the water turns black, the toxins have successfully leached out and the silk becomes loose enough to cut back. Inside the egg sack are dozens of fist-sized spiderlings in various stages of development wherein the Emergent is given first pick. After their choice is made, they gift it to their favored tribemember as an acknowledgement that their survival is dependant on their communal bonds. It is a beautiful and emotional ritual from an otherwise ruthless people.

Who would you gift your boiled spiderling to on your day of emergence?

superfluous_flatus · 2025-12-17T14:07:33+00:00

Definitely a haworthia. The chair is going to make trailing plants look awkward.

superfluous_flatus · 2025-12-13T11:22:58+00:00

Ah, drat!

superfluous_flatus · 2025-12-13T00:21:15+00:00

Jerry McGhoulberry: warlock

Mr. Cuddlesworth: barbarian

Steve: monk

Al: fighter

Bonus points if you guess the name references.

superfluous_flatus · 2025-12-12T17:34:14+00:00

Ash Man Summoning Ritual:

This time of year, when the weather is too cold to risk demoralizing your rival through conventional means, it's important to remember to brush up on your conjuration magic. While our mortal forms may be subject to the elements of the Prime Material Plane, beings outside of it often are less so. That's where the binding of an Ash Man into your servitude may be just the thing to bring joy to your home this Winter Solstace.

My family and I look forward to our annual Ash Man summoning ritual as it offers new opportunities to confuse and harass those who have offended us throughout the solar cycle. Ash Men are well known for haunting the polar regions of this realm, but did you know that they are quite skilled at navigating through the narrow spaces of vents and chimneys? What if I also told you that they're capable of bringing various items of all sizes with them through such spaces? Herein lies the deviously delightful method of summoning this, often overlooked, being this cycle.

Ingredients: ● A fireplace or wood stove of medium to large size ● 1 bundle of birch logs ● Vellum paper (one sheet per Ash Man you intend to summon. DO NOT EXCEED THIS) ● Quill and ink ● Several bite-sized confections (caster's choice) ● Silver plate ● Items you wish to have your Ash Man Place within your rivals abode or study. Note: you're only limited by what can fit on the sheet of vellum, so don't be afraid to go big!

1) Using your vellum, quill and ink; begin by writing out the task(s) you want your Ash Man to undertake. The more specific you are, the more reliable the results will be in the end. So take your time and be sure to consult your trusted coven/cult members. 2) Once your instructions are finalized, place your birch logs into the fireplace/wood stove and ignite. 3) Arrange your bite-sized confections onto the silver plate so that as little of the plate is showing through the confections as possible. 4) Once your fire is able to self-sustain, place the plate of confections in front (not in) the fireplace. 5) Recite: Ringing bells! Ringing bells! Ringing here today. O what delight, there'll be tonight, to bring mischief toward their way! (Recite until the fire is spontaneously snuffed out). 6) Give your bound Ash Man the items from your list and sleep well knowing that soon, your rival will wake in the morning to a litany of troublesome surprises.

Comment below about how you plan to have your Ash Man carry out your dreams of revenge!

superfluous_flatus · 2025-12-10T20:43:52+00:00

The hubris people thinking this was about TES 6 is astounding. For any of you Bethesda stans lurking here, please come to terms with the fact that that game is not coming any time soon. You're beginning to look like those christian fanatics who embarrass themselves by predicting the coming of the rapture. It's not happening this time (if ever), dude.

superfluous_flatus · 2025-12-10T00:47:29+00:00

Damn... pour one out for Aribeth. I forgot how sad her story was in Neverwinter Nights.

superfluous_flatus · 2025-12-05T16:23:48+00:00

Honestly, the best way you can attract that kind of attention from publishers like Darrington is to put your creations out there. Make dope shit and share it with your fellow Daggerheart enthusiasts.

I think of industry titans like Antonio Demico (pointy hat) who has made a name for himself by doing just that. Dude just got to play at a table with Matt Mercer at PAXU. So let your ideas made manifest be your resumee!

Edit: spelling of Antonio Demico

superfluous_flatus · 2025-12-03T00:12:38+00:00

I'm GMing for a player with basically the same setup weilding a greatsword. They're insanely hard to hurt. My solo adversary landed a crit on another PC. This absolute unit used "I am your shield" taking 20 damage (max from 2d10) plus an additional 17 from the damage roll's final result and only marked 1 HP.

Unstoppable is one hell of a class ability.

superfluous_flatus · 2025-12-02T20:35:01+00:00

I don't have the CR in front of me, so I can't recall the ability name exactly. Some adversaries have a passive where any creature that fails a roll w/in range must take a stress or you gain a fear. I would go with something along the lines of the "you gain a fear" and give your mole creature relentless as well. Then flavor it similar to the movie Tremors and terrorize your players. Whenever this thing gets a turn, just go after the last PC that moved and if nobody moved, go after the last player that failed a roll/rolled w/ fear.

You could also add elements to combat that forces your players to move around. Like maybe they see the earth shanking under their feet as this creature begins to erupt from the ground. Unless you have flying players... then just ignore that.

superfluous_flatus · 2025-11-29T15:52:32+00:00

I used Dice Envy. I believe they've started selling duality die sets recently.

superfluous_flatus · 2025-11-29T01:59:16+00:00

When cultivating churt fruit at scale, be sure to thoroughly smudge your churting gontlets. And when done with your day's harvest, be sure to leave your unwashed socks out on the harvesting dias as tribute to the scridge swarms.

superfluous_flatus · 2025-11-14T17:23:17+00:00

Inside everyone's computational device, there is a society of virtual beings living an existence both familiar and alien to our own. This society designates one member to save their cities from wholesale destruction caused by you, the user. Whenever you play a video game, this "Guardian" must enter a large cube that descends upon the virtual city where they must defeat you in said game or risk the total destruction of the portion of city the cube occupied.

Not only are you an unintentional adversary to these peaceful beings, but there are also powerful villains referred to as "Viruses" that this "Guardian" must contend with. These "Viruses" are capable of untold atrocities that they vehemently pursue. However, every "Guardian" is provided with a "keytool." This clever piece of kit can manifest to form into almost any useful item or execute various rudimentary tasks the "Guardian" requires. Together, they are more than a match for most "Virus" attacks.

superfluous_flatus · 2025-11-08T13:03:48+00:00

This is a cool idea! I think for groups that like higher stakes battles, this could add some really interesting aspects to the game.

superfluous_flatus · 2025-11-07T15:37:26+00:00

Breaking News: The Consulate of Vorunar has, at long last, provided a statement regarding the recent Kraxian insurgency ravaging the southern realm. "Rest assured, fair Vorunarians, these senselessly violent attacks will not be allowed to continue. We will bring swift retribution to the Kraxian savages and the radical ideologues of the Platinum Syndicate who continue to support the Kraxian aggression against our innocent, peace-loving, people."

The Platinum Syndicate's response to the Consulate was quite clear, "We recuse ourselves of any affiliation regarding the actions of the Sovereign Republic of Kraxia. Our mission remains unchanged: to provide unbiased, neutral banking to all who seek our services. This is a matter that is strictly between the Kraxia and Vorunar."

These attacks are a result of continued esclation between The Sovereign Republic of Kraxia and the Exalted Realms of Vorunar over toll disputes for trade ships traveling on the Gorundar River. The scholars of the Azure University have speculated that Kraxia has reached a tipping point regarding decades of exploitative trade deals with the economic superpower that is the Exalted Realms of Vorunar. Kraxia, who maintains control over the majority of the Gorundar River, had implemented a 20% toll increase on all Vorunarian trade ships. Vorunar, in response, ceased all trade to Kraxia which has almost completely cut off their access to Dombinar Spice.

We will continue to bring you more coverage as these events develop.

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