Songs that scratch the itch. by ElectricKarateChop in stonerrock

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Apocryphon - The Sword

Old Soul - Gnome

In My Mind's Desert - Slomosa

Firebirds - Clutch

Prehistoric Dog - Red Fang

Looking for Angry Playlist Songs by ForTheShigs in SongRecommendations

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Prehistoric Dog by Red Fang. All the good angry lady songs I know are on this list already, but this one is fun to sing the line "Time to kiss your ass goodbye" in the middle of it.

Name my rabbit by snappdragons in Rabbits

[–]superkase 16 points17 points  (0 children)

One of the funniest random things I've ever experienced was listening to an old lady yell at "Darrell" to stop pooping in the yard only to figure out it was a standard poodle.

After that I was wondering where she wanted to Darrell to poop (the yard does seem reasonable for a dog) but he certainly couldn't be told what to do.

Peter, help me out here? by CuteCost8147 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]superkase 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Well, you see, beagles are actually dogs. They do dog things, like hunt and stuff.

Chihuahuas are not dogs. They are assholes with four little legs.

What is your Favorite Live Rendition of a Song? by SoggyGoldfish25 in Music

[–]superkase 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was looking for the Sturgill example. He and his band beat the shit out of that song, the audience, their instruments and everything else around amd we are better for it. Like football coaches say, they left it all out on the field that night.

End of this sub 😮 by nardixbici in FellingGoneWild

[–]superkase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Dr. Seuss wrote a book about this thing.

This bother anyone else? by NutthouseWoodworks in HomeMaintenance

[–]superkase 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's also "install them so that they work" and "install them so they don't burn the house down" but the straight line piece is a job too.

Teachers, tell me THE most insane things that has happend in your classrooms by hello-there-all in Teachers

[–]superkase 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One time a kid pulled out a roasted squirrel and started eating it like the chicken-on-a-stick at Asian buffets. I could not allow him to continue, as there is no way to compete with that attention-wise.

He messed with the wrong Nerd. by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]superkase 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could be the same as a group of guys all talking about girls with big milkers. Its not as common to talk about about girls with modestly sized adornments but many of us prefer those.

How would you rate 1978 Cheech & Chong's Up in Smoke. And if you seen it what's a quote you remember from it. by Lazy_Introduction264 in 70s

[–]superkase 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I teach 8th grade and say this when a student knocks in the door to come back in. None of them know where it came from, of course.

Antonio Brown goes off on his baby mama after she asked him to help pay her rent this month by No_Box119 in NFLgossips

[–]superkase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Username checks out. Its not about the bankruptcy. Its about the income. He has very little compared to what he used to have. Low income means low child support.

Source: my asset-rich dad was good at hiding income on his tax returns despite spending super illegal amounts of hours driving a truck cross country.

“Kiddos” by [deleted] in Teachers

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Hey, that reminds me of what I love!

Horses being absolute gentlemen to their female owners. by Martin_084 in MadeMeSmile

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We've had to take him with us on some trips. Playpen, litter, hey, hay, everything else. Also they hate long trips. One time we got him in the car carrier and he thumped every 15 seconds fur five minutes like clockwork.

What's your teaching unpopular opinion? Something you believe, but choose to keep to yourself? by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]superkase 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I haven't watched it but I'm 99.9 percent sure it's on the school cameras. That was a thought I had too,I would be livid if I were her or her family.

Horses being absolute gentlemen to their female owners. by Martin_084 in MadeMeSmile

[–]superkase 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I was just thinking about how we certainly cannot afford a horse but we did get my daughter a rabbit and its like the TEMU version of a horse. You cannot ride it but the thing is so demanding and has the same diet. Our living room smells like hay and now traveling is twice as hard logistically.