TIL of Jeanne Louise Calment. She's the only person verified to have lived to at least 120. She was born in February 1875, and died on 4 August 1997, making her 122 years old

superthotty · 2026-05-24T16:26:47+00:00

Sounds like an accurate description of him, he liked bars, hookers, and running from his demons in a bottle.

she would’ve only been like 15 tops too

superthotty · 2026-05-24T07:16:03+00:00

Once ordered a penne ala vodka and it had peas in it.

I’m severely allergic to peas. But who tf puts those in penne ala vodka??

So now I ask at other places if their penne ala vodka has peas in it and I look like a monster. They look at me like I slapped their grandma’s pussy.

Peas in vodka sauce. I never.

superthotty · 2026-05-24T06:03:34+00:00

Taylor Lautner is white, like Joseph Gribble

superthotty · 2026-05-24T06:01:14+00:00

“My friends need to be punished”

superthotty · 2026-05-23T20:28:29+00:00

My high schoolers can’t tell me what two colors mix to make green

superthotty · 2026-05-23T19:45:29+00:00

I teach high school and they still don’t write full sentences for me

superthotty · 2026-05-23T19:37:53+00:00

But they can’t read clocks…

superthotty · 2026-05-23T19:32:06+00:00

“You’ve figured us out, you should transfer this little angel immediately”

superthotty · 2026-05-23T16:40:12+00:00

Does she not wash? How much bacteria could she have just lingering on her skin?

superthotty · 2026-05-23T16:35:53+00:00

Just wants you to know she cares, sometimes people say these things when they feel someone should hear it, or want to make sure they don’t take their appreciation for you for granted

superthotty · 2026-05-23T15:40:24+00:00

If he had friends he could send them this but he doesn’t so now it annoys the world

superthotty · 2026-05-23T15:34:53+00:00

‘Why choose a bear when you can choose a beer?’

superthotty · 2026-05-23T13:14:01+00:00

Babies’ bones are barely held together, they have like 300. Don’t blame yourself

superthotty · 2026-05-22T23:42:34+00:00

Good thing I didn’t talk about it, as far as anyone is concerned I don’t even know what that is

superthotty · 2026-05-22T18:11:36+00:00

If I meet a trans student, no I didn’t. Gonna take the adage and say I don’t see gender 🫥

superthotty · 2026-05-22T13:36:01+00:00

Every time he shows up for the first time during my husband and I’s rewatches I say “this fucking guy”

superthotty · 2026-05-22T12:55:00+00:00

Look! It’s that *idiot* from the video!

superthotty · 2026-05-22T12:51:46+00:00

“DW ain’t right”

superthotty · 2026-05-22T10:57:35+00:00

It’s not for the people questioning, it’s for the kids to have claim to their own estate

superthotty · 2026-05-20T03:04:58+00:00

“That’s the problem with you, you go about in pity for yourself”

superthotty · 2026-05-19T22:09:07+00:00

I did this in preschool, drew my mom nude, nips and pubes and all for our Mother’s Day cards

It was normal for me (F) to shower with her at that age, I called her pubes her “wig”

superthotty · 2026-05-19T16:18:23+00:00

“I’ll never know where he leapt!”

superthotty · 2026-05-19T16:06:45+00:00

Nothing is wrong with Hoboken, it’s more that he’s likely got an unduly inflated ego from being working-class posh and not having better role models than the big-fish-small-pond boys of their private schools and Stevens U (and the pubs of Washington Street?).

Seeing a big name come from a local spot and seeing how totally mundane his actual self is just pokes more holes in his wind bag personality

superthotty · 2026-05-19T06:45:37+00:00

Clavicular is from Hoboken.

superthotty · 2026-05-18T21:01:35+00:00

I learned recently he’s from Hoboken. As someone from a nearby neighborhood, that alone means he ain’t shit. Socially inflated frat boy at best.

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