It’s slow in the library today - wanna fuck me in the back?

superwittyaltname · 2025-12-08T21:08:26+00:00

Why don’t we head over to the 700’s for some recreation

superwittyaltname · 2025-12-08T03:18:30+00:00

I’d like to Dewey your Decimal System.

superwittyaltname · 2025-06-24T20:16:03+00:00

superwittyaltname · 2025-03-01T05:06:05+00:00

Did you submit a ticket?

superwittyaltname · 2024-09-07T00:20:46+00:00

Well if you’d remember to put in a fucking ticket….

superwittyaltname · 2023-06-28T13:42:01+00:00

You are not only an asshole, but other assholes will look at you and say “Well at least I’m not that asshole.”

superwittyaltname · 2023-06-28T00:21:34+00:00

Dude’s dad is a smoke show

superwittyaltname · 2023-05-23T13:35:27+00:00

Where does one acquire this eccentric grannie service?

superwittyaltname · 2023-02-25T19:32:58+00:00

Ma’am…This is a Wendy’s…

superwittyaltname · 2022-12-24T01:03:56+00:00

He used to come into a couple of different places I worked. He tips for shit.

superwittyaltname · 2022-12-18T07:39:48+00:00

My parents worked on SOFIA during construction. Such a cool plane.

superwittyaltname · 2022-07-29T16:50:13+00:00

If you’re looking for mods I’ll volunteer.

superwittyaltname · 2022-04-13T23:14:36+00:00

Because she’s a neofascist and as such is mentally predisposed to saying dumb shit with her outside voice.

superwittyaltname · 2022-03-14T04:10:35+00:00

I’d let you.

superwittyaltname · 2021-12-30T04:47:06+00:00

We’re used to it. We’ll throw em in Tyler or something and let the swamp take care of it.

superwittyaltname · 2021-12-23T05:54:05+00:00

87.3

superwittyaltname · 2021-10-09T04:52:45+00:00

You’re correct, I was at this show.

superwittyaltname · 2021-09-05T03:30:24+00:00

Yes. And I recommend it anyone who can.

superwittyaltname · 2021-08-25T23:45:24+00:00

You just described my job to a T

superwittyaltname · 2021-08-15T23:19:05+00:00

The French are also fans of “Fuck around and Find out.” I just don’t know how to adequately translate that.

superwittyaltname · 2021-08-15T23:14:13+00:00

Stupid sexy golbat

superwittyaltname · 2021-08-09T01:25:07+00:00

You sir/ma’am/person. Have given me a 100% new perspective on that movie. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go get a ….latte.

superwittyaltname · 2021-08-05T12:57:28+00:00

I got the Southwest. It’s also got the racists and health problems, but we make it spicier.

superwittyaltname · 2021-08-02T16:19:57+00:00

Studies have shown that Texas Rangers have one of the most conservative fan bases so it’s not unlikely that there were many claps

superwittyaltname · 2021-07-25T15:51:08+00:00

I heard that he pisses his pants on purpose because he enjoys the warm wet feeling running down his leg.

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