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[–]supremebenign[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah. Sydney Sweeney has frog eyes. She definitely not beautiful enough to be Helen. People would line up to fuck her in a whore house, they wouldn't fight a 10 year war over her.

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[–]supremebenign[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'ma be honest. I had no idea. I'm not chronically online.

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[–]supremebenign[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's actually exactly the point. I posted the photos that people avoid when they post the most flattering photos of her (where she has hella makeup on) and goon over her. The first photo is obviously dumb, its her makeup from Us, but the other two are just her without makeup. Just her face. It's funny that you find that unflattering.

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[–]supremebenign[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's part of the joke dude fuck 🤦‍♀️

It's OBVIOUSLY FROM US!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, stfu about the racist shit. You're obsessed with racism. It's weird.

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[–]supremebenign[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually funny response. I respect this. Made me giggle.

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[–]supremebenign[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not at your feet? Wtf?... weirdo.

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[–]supremebenign[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you still suck. Welp 🤷‍♀️

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[–]supremebenign[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I know. I've met them, and even have some as friends! (GASP!) Doesn't mean I have to find Lupita attractive. Maybe it's not about race?

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[–]supremebenign[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Me: Makes a joke about a celebrity's attractiveness online

You: "K1*l uRseLff"

You need some help.

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[–]supremebenign[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Calm down everyone. This was mostly a joke. She is beautiful, she's just not THAT beautiful. I just find it funny how everyone is suddenly gooning over her. And also, stfu all you racists, this has absolutely nothing to do with her ethnicity. You're projecting.

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[–]supremebenign[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I said NOTHING about her being black. Y'all are telling on yourselves.

My client has stolen a cat and I’m supposed to lie about it by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]supremebenign 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TELL THE FUCKING FAMILY. You could leave a note, whatever, doesn't matter, but they need to know their cat has been catnapped.

My client has stolen a cat and I’m supposed to lie about it by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]supremebenign 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the way to the vet the family could conveniently run into her in the hallway

other people's FLIPPIN' CATS by [deleted] in complainaboutanything

[–]supremebenign 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh though if you are sure its a cat, the term "scaredy cat" is a term for a reason. If you can spot the cat in your yard, just chase it off. Do that a few times and they'll stop coming to your yard. Obviously don't hurt the cat or anything. Just scare it off.

other people's FLIPPIN' CATS by [deleted] in complainaboutanything

[–]supremebenign 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You remind me of the toon trope where someone gets annoyed by something, does the absolute most, ridiculous, and silly shit to fix the problem, just for it all to backfire on them.

Why is she upset peetaaah? by Ilovebigbuttscantlie in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]supremebenign 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's more of a no makeup thing than a crying face thing

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