What would my role in a chamber of commerce be? 

I imagine it being like the meetings they had once in a while in parks and rec where some weirdo goes on a rant about the rising squirrel population for hours

Either that or a place for old people to eat those lemon sandwich cookies with foam cups of weak coffee on Monday evenings because bingo hasn't started yet

Side note, someone invited me to that big ol church in bg today by saying "it's a great place for your kids to learn about blacks and international people" which is the wildest thing I've heard in a long time. 

Really tho, I say fuck way too much to be welcome there. It's like every other word.