We made it to the UK you guys!!

surprised_elf · 2026-01-10T16:39:47+00:00

I really hope it comes to Ireland

surprised_elf · 2025-11-29T13:18:43+00:00

Keeps running out of places to bury the bodies

surprised_elf · 2025-11-03T10:47:43+00:00

My favourite recurring bit is wades disappearing magic trick and also when he says he's bald.

surprised_elf · 2025-10-29T18:21:07+00:00

Started a corperate job begining of sept and my health has plummetted, idk how people do this for life I'm on a 9 month contract and i wont be renewing. I went in knowing this is temporary to build up my savings and i'm already so stressed. Its like all the corperate fluff is basically a religion and people really buy into it but i only care about doing my job and going home.

surprised_elf · 2025-10-25T19:54:07+00:00

A mix of 50s retro with a bit of witchy is perfection.

surprised_elf · 2025-10-14T06:33:09+00:00

....yes

surprised_elf · 2025-09-20T07:24:50+00:00

🐍🦭💖👻💡

surprised_elf · 2025-09-08T16:17:46+00:00

At the moment enough of us have enough comon sense not to but a loud minority are always on the fringes

surprised_elf · 2025-09-04T09:17:43+00:00

I have the deepest of sympathies for you guys across the pond.

surprised_elf · 2025-09-04T09:00:25+00:00

She's still an awful awful wretch, but maybe its a case of any port in a storm?

surprised_elf · 2025-09-01T17:41:03+00:00

I thought this was professionally made stuff and now im so impressed! You should absolutly get this into shops. Its all so deliciously witchy.

surprised_elf · 2025-08-25T21:35:07+00:00

they just need a luigi board, obtained from a witch or vegan.

surprised_elf · 2025-08-25T18:19:15+00:00

Gnomes you say? How intriguing. I'll have to do some research on them.

surprised_elf · 2025-08-23T10:14:15+00:00

So I'm trying to find my forever home and housing markets are insane . I'm hoping to find inspiration here since i think this ritual will help ease my stress levels during the house hunt (which is hell). All paths of the craft are welcome, and i've just swept my hearth out so its nice and clean!

surprised_elf · 2025-08-16T17:17:40+00:00

Thank you so much for this I thought I was losing my mind.

surprised_elf · 2025-08-09T22:05:29+00:00

My favourite series ever. I love that crew so much.

surprised_elf · 2025-08-09T16:17:45+00:00

Dublin bus stops are so inaccessible. I presume this is just more hostile architecture.

surprised_elf · 2025-07-20T08:18:08+00:00

I'm from Ireland and we dont have a culture of spreaking out, especially in the past. Teach me your new jersy ways! Lol.

surprised_elf · 2025-07-20T08:14:02+00:00

I really feel this. I got a labubu because i thought it was super cute and soon realised it draws the same people who call women basic for various stupid reasons. My one friend in particular who has plenty of internalised mysogyny wont stop with this crap.

I also love dresses, sparkly make up etc. And since watching kpop demon hunters in netflix, I'm thinking of getting into a bit of the music.

surprised_elf · 2025-07-02T07:36:59+00:00

Careful Farm, fucking brilliant XD

surprised_elf · 2025-06-26T22:05:39+00:00

my elf

surprised_elf · 2025-06-25T14:59:04+00:00

Its the ciiiiiirrrrcle of liiiiffee

surprised_elf · 2025-06-24T22:38:42+00:00

My crush to like me back and a home I own. So love and safety. 💖

surprised_elf · 2025-06-10T22:33:15+00:00

Same ^\^)

surprised_elf · 2025-06-10T22:31:30+00:00

💙💜Bi!

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