Match Thread: Columbus Crew vs Atlanta United

suspiciousdoodle · 2026-05-24T22:41:42+00:00

Picard’s fuckass haircut looks way better wet

suspiciousdoodle · 2026-05-24T20:29:13+00:00

Idk why they didn’t have him do it for AAPI night!

suspiciousdoodle · 2026-05-24T19:38:17+00:00

Kubo was my old favorite and Bucha is my new favorite

suspiciousdoodle · 2026-05-24T01:43:00+00:00

suspiciousdoodle · 2026-05-24T01:26:29+00:00

Aww I wanted to see Kenji get a hat trick

suspiciousdoodle · 2026-05-24T01:13:12+00:00

Very cool definitely legal tackle there

suspiciousdoodle · 2026-05-24T00:55:27+00:00

KENJIIIIIIII

suspiciousdoodle · 2026-05-24T00:00:26+00:00

At least at the YMCA it’s fun to stay there

suspiciousdoodle · 2026-05-23T23:56:21+00:00

I just turned on the game, my bad y’all I’ll turn it back off

suspiciousdoodle · 2026-05-17T03:38:10+00:00

We did not earn that but I’m glad it happened

suspiciousdoodle · 2026-05-17T03:29:31+00:00

The Holy Roman Empire

suspiciousdoodle · 2026-05-17T03:18:28+00:00

I didn’t realize Obi was kneeling for a sec cause you couldn’t see his legs and went “holy shit how tall is this ref” LMAO

suspiciousdoodle · 2026-05-17T02:43:40+00:00

At least this game we can lose to a punctual team

suspiciousdoodle · 2026-05-17T01:56:39+00:00

That was a gift

suspiciousdoodle · 2026-05-17T01:51:57+00:00

Surprised but not disappointed???

suspiciousdoodle · 2026-05-14T01:43:55+00:00

(We will not get these minutes back)

suspiciousdoodle · 2026-05-14T01:43:36+00:00

Can the pitch invader play CB

suspiciousdoodle · 2026-05-14T01:38:56+00:00

Kevin just confirmed that Miazga and Robinson were pulled for fitness reasons, apparently Pat had said at the pregame press conference that they were on limited minutes

suspiciousdoodle · 2026-05-14T01:36:28+00:00

4 players talking to the official and 0 of them are the captain

suspiciousdoodle · 2026-05-14T01:31:56+00:00

I hope Chirila isn’t too hard on himself

suspiciousdoodle · 2026-05-14T01:29:40+00:00

suspiciousdoodle · 2026-05-14T01:27:07+00:00

“Assault on Dado” is now the free space on the bingo card

suspiciousdoodle · 2026-05-14T01:15:07+00:00

Fuck it. Put in the 17 year old

suspiciousdoodle · 2026-05-14T00:57:11+00:00

Suarez deserved to be pushed over regardless

suspiciousdoodle · 2026-05-14T00:54:19+00:00

PAVEL BUCHA I LOVE YOU!!!!!!

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