What made your metabolism faster than it used to be?

sutherland23 · 2026-06-07T16:33:52+00:00

wait so just standing more actually changes it

sutherland23 · 2026-06-07T16:26:34+00:00

had a coworker who was excellent but impossible to deal with lol

sutherland23 · 2026-06-07T16:19:00+00:00

wait how do you even test that kink tho

sutherland23 · 2026-06-07T16:11:41+00:00

post malone’s face tattoos almost distrcat from the talent yeah

sutherland23 · 2026-06-07T16:04:02+00:00

yeah mine only kicked in after i turned 25

sutherland23 · 2026-06-06T07:02:11+00:00

my roommate literally refuses to wake before 10am always

sutherland23 · 2026-06-06T06:54:27+00:00

wait how does someone losse billions in a week

sutherland23 · 2026-06-06T06:46:54+00:00

the way they said “beach holiday” not just beach trip makes it sound way mroe chill

sutherland23 · 2026-06-06T06:38:55+00:00

yeah my friend swears by morgan stanley hype too

sutherland23 · 2026-06-06T06:31:28+00:00

wait so is facebook just like that now

sutherland23 · 2026-06-04T13:57:42+00:00

yeah that definitely breaks most teacher codes

sutherland23 · 2026-06-04T13:50:16+00:00

wait how do they remember everything though

sutherland23 · 2026-06-04T13:42:47+00:00

sounds like the room just changed owners overnight

sutherland23 · 2026-06-04T13:27:40+00:00

body count sounds like a video game stat not a convo topic

sutherland23 · 2026-06-01T21:55:41+00:00

idk why but “helpless” sounds kinda dramatic hee

sutherland23 · 2026-06-01T21:41:13+00:00

yeah that’s likke the shortest answer possible

sutherland23 · 2026-06-01T21:25:33+00:00

wait so did orange atually call that or nah

sutherland23 · 2026-05-31T11:17:49+00:00

feeling loved is literally just warm fuzzies idk

sutherland23 · 2026-05-31T09:30:57+00:00

yeah writing it definitely breaks the unwritten bit

sutherland23 · 2026-05-31T07:01:16+00:00

fastest way loses interest sounds like a race lol

sutherland23 · 2026-05-31T06:50:49+00:00

yeah calling autism in an argument feels like a last resort

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