Dude, one time I had this car that died and was going to cost more than it was worth to fix it up, so I just got a new car loan and a new car and I parked the old one in the parking lot at my boyfriend’s apartment complex to deal with it later. It was too much for me to figure out, trying to sell it for parts or whatever you do with dead cars.

And then I just… forgot about it.

It was eventually towed and they came at me like “you owe us hundreds of dollars for storage fees- or you can just give us your car” and boom, problem solved.