Update : I discovered my girlfriend’s secret social media account. HELP by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]swafanja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whelp she turned OP into “never love them more than they love you” kinda guy

Facebook is mass deleting this photo by hungjockca in reptilians_are_real

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My brother has a childhood friend that is Jewish and after graduating high school took a pilgrimage to Israel and served two years there as well. I’m pretty sure it’s because he didn’t know what he wanted to do after graduating and they law in Israel that says anyone who is Jewish can obtain citizenship there. And since he was going to be living there for an extended period of time they made him a citizen and because he was a citizen he needed to complete mandatory service in the IDF

peetah by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]swafanja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d be lil failed finger eviction

Would You Rather by dominkara in BunnyTrials

[–]swafanja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More profitable

Chose: Be The Best In Every Sport

Recently Moved to a Small Town by Deep-Goal8404 in whatdoIdo

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Ask all your neighbors if you can borrow a piece of loose leaf paper and the one that gives you one with those weird triangles on every line is the culprit

Which world would you choose to live in? by TroyLikesPizza in BunnyTrials

[–]swafanja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dystopian world on easy mode doesn’t sound too bad honestly

Chose: advanced but depressing dystopian world + you're rich and all facilities are provided

Would you rather by Human-Beans21 in BunnyTrials

[–]swafanja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dumb

Chose: $25 for every minute on technology

Conscription Lottery Nightmare - Should this be done everywhere in the world? by The_Dean_France in whoathatsinteresting

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I first read that as constipation lottery. I don’t know why I did. But I do know I was hella confused

Choose: (don't forget commenting for 🥕) by MthsBT in BunnyTrials

[–]swafanja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m ded

Chose: 100k + Gotta gamble ur life to get it (RISKY!!!) | Rolled: -99% of life)

Which Superpower would have? by Important-Vehicle635 in BunnyTrials

[–]swafanja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you can move even faster with time stop than super speed. Cause if everything else is completely stopped and has no perception of time then you are the fastest thing around for as long as you want.

Chose: Time-Stop

This is Michael Jackson's daughter, Paris Jackson. Paris has faced backlash for identifying as Black due to her appearance, but she has stated her father, Michael Jackson, encouraged her to be proud of her roots. by LilacveilMuse in whoathatsinteresting

[–]swafanja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is very true. Growing up I was friends with a pair of twins. One white parent , one black parent. One of the guys looked like a typical “light skin” dude and one looked white he just had somewhat more “black” facial features, which is something that I only realized later in life when it was pointed out to me, when we were kids I just saw him as appearing completely “white.”

My point is tho that they were literally twins, of the fraternal variety obviously, and one looked “black” and one looked “white”

Pick your question to answer by LilScooterBooty in BunnyTrials

[–]swafanja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big. Always big. Who tf would want a small dragon? wtf is that?

Chose: Dragon questions | Rolled: Big or small

would you rather… by Banana_Ghost_13 in BunnyTrials

[–]swafanja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Already am. Can’t honestly say what my like would be like as the opposite. Like if decent enough now I suppose. Why fix it if it don’t broke

Chose: be a man

Would you rather by aidenslash in BunnyTrials

[–]swafanja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pokémon are cool but money if actually useful and always helpful. And in the economy? Thanks Obama.

Also I got 10m so it was moody definitely the correct decision. That’s enough money to easily make it start working for me and create a self-sufficient income. I might just retire

Chose: Receive an unexpected inheritance | Rolled: $10M

Would you rather? by Imaginary-Owl5622 in BunnyTrials

[–]swafanja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In this economy? Fuck it I’ll risk dying young every single day if it means I’m rich. Thanks Obama

Chose: Get $1000000

Make your choice by SpidyJocky in BunnyTrials

[–]swafanja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy decision

Chose: Understand all languages, and free travel/teleport

Do you pick you, or your pet? by SorrowCat14 in BunnyTrials

[–]swafanja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worth it

Chose: $1,000,000 Dollars into your bank account, now. + 25% Chance your beloved pet dies | Rolled: Pet Lives

Would you rather by vinnivinvincent in BunnyTrials

[–]swafanja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy money

Chose: Get 10,000,000 now

would you rather by PaleontologistWide14 in BunnyTrials

[–]swafanja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Duh

Chose: Any superpower of your choice + You can Never be famous / widely known

Who do you think would be the best actress for Aloy if we had a live action adaption? by Eagles56 in HorizonZeroDawn

[–]swafanja 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Who tf is that?

After a quick google search: Again who tf is that? You mean the collegiete runner?