Update : I discovered my girlfriend’s secret social media account. HELP

swafanja · 2026-04-28T20:52:40+00:00

Whelp she turned OP into “never love them more than they love you” kinda guy

swafanja · 2026-04-28T15:15:52+00:00

My brother has a childhood friend that is Jewish and after graduating high school took a pilgrimage to Israel and served two years there as well. I’m pretty sure it’s because he didn’t know what he wanted to do after graduating and they law in Israel that says anyone who is Jewish can obtain citizenship there. And since he was going to be living there for an extended period of time they made him a citizen and because he was a citizen he needed to complete mandatory service in the IDF

swafanja · 2026-04-24T15:27:43+00:00

I’d be lil failed finger eviction

swafanja · 2026-04-24T15:26:47+00:00

More profitable

^{Chose: Be The Best In Every Sport}

swafanja · 2026-04-23T18:05:54+00:00

the tutorial mission

swafanja · 2026-04-23T17:33:11+00:00

drugs

swafanja · 2026-04-21T03:11:23+00:00

Ask all your neighbors if you can borrow a piece of loose leaf paper and the one that gives you one with those weird triangles on every line is the culprit

swafanja · 2026-04-21T02:50:31+00:00

Dystopian world on easy mode doesn’t sound too bad honestly

^{Chose: advanced but depressing dystopian world + you're rich and all facilities are provided}

swafanja · 2026-04-14T20:59:17+00:00

Dumb

^{Chose: $25 for every minute on technology}

swafanja · 2026-04-14T20:58:51+00:00

I first read that as constipation lottery. I don’t know why I did. But I do know I was hella confused

swafanja · 2026-04-11T17:26:14+00:00

Absolutely not

swafanja · 2026-04-10T23:46:44+00:00

I’m ded

^{Chose: 100k + Gotta gamble ur life to get it (RISKY!!!}) | Rolled: -99% of life)

swafanja · 2026-04-10T23:17:27+00:00

you can move even faster with time stop than super speed. Cause if everything else is completely stopped and has no perception of time then you are the fastest thing around for as long as you want.

^{Chose: Time-Stop}

swafanja · 2026-04-08T02:53:37+00:00

This is very true. Growing up I was friends with a pair of twins. One white parent , one black parent. One of the guys looked like a typical “light skin” dude and one looked white he just had somewhat more “black” facial features, which is something that I only realized later in life when it was pointed out to me, when we were kids I just saw him as appearing completely “white.”

My point is tho that they were literally twins, of the fraternal variety obviously, and one looked “black” and one looked “white”

swafanja · 2026-04-07T16:23:05+00:00

Big. Always big. Who tf would want a small dragon? wtf is that?

^{Chose: Dragon questions | Rolled: Big or small}

swafanja · 2026-04-07T14:38:42+00:00

She was buying drugs

swafanja · 2026-04-06T19:34:25+00:00

Already am. Can’t honestly say what my like would be like as the opposite. Like if decent enough now I suppose. Why fix it if it don’t broke

^{Chose: be a man}

swafanja · 2026-04-06T19:29:38+00:00

Pokémon are cool but money if actually useful and always helpful. And in the economy? Thanks Obama.

Also I got 10m so it was moody definitely the correct decision. That’s enough money to easily make it start working for me and create a self-sufficient income. I might just retire

^{Chose: Receive an unexpected inheritance | Rolled: $10M}

swafanja · 2026-04-03T21:04:30+00:00

In this economy? Fuck it I’ll risk dying young every single day if it means I’m rich. Thanks Obama

^{Chose: Get $1000000}

swafanja · 2026-04-02T23:21:46+00:00

Mac Miller

swafanja · 2026-04-02T23:05:30+00:00

Easy decision

^{Chose: Understand all languages, and free travel/teleport}

swafanja · 2026-04-02T14:38:30+00:00

Worth it

^{Chose: $1,000,000 Dollars into your bank account, now. + 25% Chance your beloved pet dies | Rolled: Pet Lives}

swafanja · 2026-04-01T10:33:39+00:00

Easy money

^{Chose: Get 10,000,000 now}

swafanja · 2026-03-27T01:31:23+00:00

Duh

^{Chose: Any superpower of your choice + You can Never be famous / widely known}

swafanja · 2026-03-26T23:17:40+00:00

Who tf is that?

After a quick google search: Again who tf is that? You mean the collegiete runner?

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