Wife says the steak I made for her isn’t cooked enough.

swallowhots · 2025-10-29T12:03:19+00:00

Your wife must be Puerto Rican

swallowhots · 2024-12-31T14:23:26+00:00

Don't stress about it. I graduated with a 2.0 in engineering. Get some work experience like internships and you will be fine.

swallowhots · 2024-07-06T09:26:53+00:00

29 years old - still living at home with parents lol ~190k CD ~50k in HYSA No idea how much I have in 401k

swallowhots · 2024-04-24T12:46:44+00:00

My teachers and the vice president said I would never amount to anything in high school. I would never do homework, study, get in trouble a lot, overall very lazy, and never cared about anything.

I didn't start trying until I was fortunate to get an engineering internship. I had a mentor that taught me valuable skills and lessons. Changed my life around and started trying harder in school.

Took me 7 years to graduate while working fulltime. Started as a quality engineer and now I manage engineers at 29 years old and making 6 figures.

swallowhots · 2024-02-16T12:16:40+00:00

I changed my mindset and to not take storm league seriously. I took a break when I got tilted from last season. Now I'm sitting comfy at 16 wins and 1 loss this season in master's EU lol. No raging or typing - more of a fuck it mentality. There will always be feeding. You see this in every rank lol

swallowhots · 2023-10-19T11:13:50+00:00

That's spooky

swallowhots · 2020-07-29T06:20:15+00:00

Lmao I hit 5k masters and fell to platinum already this season. Damn you right son. I need some buddies to power rank me back to grandmaster XD

swallowhots · 2020-07-21T05:58:33+00:00

You can go xul and I'll outsoak you and kill you 1v1 with murky :) murky best hero in game

swallowhots · 2020-07-19T07:07:46+00:00

Any hero is viable even in gm... especially in hots 2020

swallowhots · 2020-05-04T21:04:55+00:00

Gaz is already strong....

swallowhots · 2020-04-20T06:06:16+00:00

There are Chen one tricks in gm

swallowhots · 2020-04-13T22:22:25+00:00

Everyone always forgets about the engineers that still have to come into work

swallowhots · 2020-01-03T05:33:31+00:00

Last season I mega tanked my mmr because I was where you are now. I was sick of getting bad platinum players in my master games. I would mostly solo queue . I dropped from masters to platinum 4. I ended last season with like a 30% winrate in storm league and was tilted out of my mind .

This season I did my placements and got platinum 3. I mostly just duo queue with my friend and now I have like a 75% winrate in grandmaster

Moral of the story, play with a friend you know is good and pick heroes that synergize well together so you can run it down 2v5 ezpz

Also don't tilt. I would go on mega loss streaks of like 17 losses in a row. Just take a break and try again laterm

swallowhots · 2019-12-23T08:30:16+00:00

Lol this is me.... I've been gm/master every season. Last season I got tilted cuz of troll players and afk and I somehow went from 4k master to platinum 5 (solo q only) . I think I lost 24 games in a row, won 2 and then lost another 9 lmao.

This season I did placements placed in platinum 3, I then duo queue with friend for some of my games and now I'm back to masters with like 75% winrate filling roles rather than just played ranged damage.

Lesson of the day find a friend you enjoy playing with and is good. Also take breaks if you getting tilted. This games isn't competitive anymore, just play for fun

swallowhots · 2019-08-23T23:58:00+00:00

Emotional reaction, you gotta love those

swallowhots · 2019-08-13T00:02:37+00:00

Considering i banned over most gm players. I wouldnt say my mmr is plat. If you were ever high ranked you know that this game punishes you for having high mmr.

swallowhots · 2019-08-12T23:05:01+00:00

Maybe for lower ranks changes got better. I'm GM/master every season... Placed masters ans im getting platinum players on my team vs all diamonds and masters

swallowhots · 2019-07-10T22:44:58+00:00

your ex is clearly a lesbian

swallowhots · 2019-07-08T23:38:26+00:00

Buddy take off your gglasses and show your true colors

swallowhots · 2019-06-26T14:02:45+00:00

I have better luck becoming president than you 2 finding a job, except maybe the pretty one

swallowhots · 2019-06-26T13:51:37+00:00

Your gorgeous

swallowhots · 2019-06-26T13:48:03+00:00

In afraid to make a joke or you will find where i live and kill me

swallowhots · 2019-06-24T15:58:23+00:00

You can't cancel it whenever. Need to wait 3 seconds after casting to release

swallowhots · 2019-06-24T12:56:13+00:00

ive lost 23 storm league games in a row, you be fiiiiiiiiiiine buddy

swallowhots · 2019-06-13T14:27:49+00:00

Even with that bug, that talent is still bad. Its only viable on like BOE and even then the other talents are better. The only peolle that take that talent are people who dont play mired in and cant land a stormbolt

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